TMI Tuesday #20

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1. Stubble... good or bad? How often do you shave?
Stubble would have to be bad. Occasionally it can be used erotically, but generally it is bad no matter where it occurs. Grow it or shave it but don't have stubble, that's just not nice. As for how often I shave, usually everyday for my face (except for weekends) and every couple of days for my balls. Of course, if I anticipate that they are going to get some action then I give them a quick tidy up whether they need it or not.

2. If someone shoves you up against a wall while kissing you, your reaction is?
Take me baby, I'm all yours!! My imagination is running wild and I can only imagine what is going to happen next.

3. Did you ever own a fake ID?
No. I have never actually owned a piece of fake ID, but I have exaggerated (lied) about my age to gain access to movies, bars and clubs when I was younger. I have also been less than truthful when posting my age on internet dating sites, but that doesn't require any ID at all, just a valid credit card.

4. Have you ever played a game which may require you or others to disrobe?
These sorts of games are a rite of passage, or at least they were when I was growing up. I have lost count of the number of times I have played strip poker, spin the bottle, truth or dare, and other such games that were designed to get horny youths plied with alcohol and remove them of their inhibitions as well as their clothing. It has been quite a while since I last played one of these games but I remember them fondly. I still haven't played nude twister yet but I am hoping to get an invite before old age and arthritis render it impossible.

5. Have you ever had sex in the snow? Rain?
No and No. I have never even seen snow, except far away on mountain tops while traveling, so I haven't had the opportunity to have sex in it, although I would like to give it a go. I have seen rain, but not in the last few months, and I would love to have sex outdoors in a thunderstorm. I think that would be fantastic, 2 wet bodies locked together in passion while the rain poured down, thunder rumbled, and the sky was lit by lightning. It won't happen with Mrs A. because she hates getting caught in the rain :(

Bonus (as in optional): Tell us about your last boyfriend/girlfriend?
My last girlfriend, or lady friend with benefits, was Holly back at Christmas time. We only met twice and I shall tell you about our second and final encounter soon. If you want to read about our first meeting then just click here. Since then the position of girlfriend has remained vacant but all applications will be considered. If you wish to apply, or refer a friend, then please email me with what you consider to be the relevant information. No experience is necessary.

TMI Tuesday #19

Once again it is Tuesday and I haven't got a post up since last Tuesday. With Easter coming up it isn't looking good for this week either. Oh well! Stick with me, things can only get better.
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1. In the midst of a hangover have you ever promised to "never drink again?" How long until you broke that vow?
Yes, many times. In my younger days it often only lasted until the next night, but youth is foolish and has the amazing ability to recover quickly. As we age, it takes much longer to recover, and the hangover memory stays fresher for longer. These days I no longer drink to the point that I suffer the next day. I know my limits and stay with-in them. Therefore, the last time I suffered a hangover is ancient history.

2. What is the stupidest thing you have ever done while drinking (or not if it is really stupid) but thought it seemed like a good idea at the time?
The stupidest thing that I can recall doing while drunk was climbing rocks on a rugged sea coast, at night, after a beach party. It had the potential to be a tragedy for those of us involved as we were all fairly plastered. Fortunately for us (or unfortunately, for me) the only serious injury was to my shin as I slipped down wet rocks. I took all the skin off my shin, it became infected with coral from the rocks, was in bandages for weeks, and I still carry the scars today, some 20 years later.

3. On a scale of 1-10, where do you rate green beer?
I am no longer a big beer drinker so I would give it a 5 for novelty value. In my beer drinking days I would probably have been appalled that anyone would defile the amber fluid by colouring it green.

4. Have you ever kissed someone you shouldn't have (drunk or sober)?
I have kissed plenty of people that I shouldn't have (both drunk and sober, them and me). Some were good, some less so. All were an experience and I wouldn't change that.

5. What is the stupidest thing you have ever seen a drunk do (besides driving a car)?
There should be plenty of things that I could put here, but nothing comes to mind. Perhaps I was too drunk to remember them. In my youth, I was always the one who got smashed and would do anything for a dare, so maybe I should ask my mates what was the stupidest thing they ever got me to. If anything comes to mind I will come back and change my answer, but for now I will refer to #2. Climbing wet rocks at night with the sea below is pretty darn stupid!!

Bonus (as in optional): How do you cure your hangover(s)?
I have never found an effective hangover cure, so now I work on the principle that prevention is better than cure and I stay within my limits. It makes the mornings so much easier to bear.

TMI Tuesday #18

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TMI Tuesday #17

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1. Under what conditions would you kiss a stranger?
Under just about any circumstances, provided she was female, didn't have any diseases, and didn't have bad breathe or rotting teeth. Kissing is very sensual and erotic, and what could be more sensual and erotic than a kiss from a stranger??

2. Who was the last person you sent a text message to? If you’ve never sent someone a text message, is there some reason?
I very rarely text anyone, and I am very careful about using my mobile at all, for obvious reasons (ie I don't want messages and calls to and from lovers and ex lovers to be found by Mrs A.). My last text would have been to confirm a meeting with a lover, but it would have been some months ago. Not much happening of late :((

3. When was the last time you deliberately surprised someone?
Valentines day, when I sent a prospective lover a card letting her know I wanted to take things further. She was surprised, and things have cooled somewhat over the ensuing weeks. At least I know where we stand.

4. How often do walk somewhere (hopefully, other than the mailbox)?
I walk when ever I can. I am quite fit and like the outdoors (except when it is too hot to venture outside). For example, when dropping off or picking up from school I park in the far carpark as it has quite a bit of shade and I will walk the extra distance to pick up the kids. Plus I get to check out the Mums along the way ;)

5. What were the longest and shortest durations of your romantic relationships?
Longest relationship would be my 20 years with Mrs A., although I don't think there is much romance left in it. My shortest relationship would be just a few weeks when I was in my late teens. The romance seemed to burn out pretty quickly back then. Or was it just lust that I was confusing with romance??


Bonus (as in optional):What is missing from your life.

Romance, and good sex. Even average sex would be accepted. What the heck, I'll take bad sex because that has to be better than no sex at all!! What has happened to all the women who want a nice guy to bring some pleasure into their lives??