TMI Tuesday #31

TMI Tuesday for this week has some great, sexy questions. If you want to play along or find out about TMI Tuesday then click HERE.

1. What's your favorite color of lingerie?
I don't really have a preference for lingerie colour. I like all colours pretty much as long as they are sexy. I do like a bit of lace, silk, or satin to be included in the make-up of the lingerie, but other than that I am easy to please. After all, it is only the wrapping and ultimately I am more interested in the contents of the lingerie than the lingerie itself. 9 times out of 10 it will end up on the floor with the rest of the clothing, although there are times when I like it left on for the effect it gives.

2. Do you have a porn collection?
My porn collection consists of pictures and videos that I have downloaded from the internet, and I keep them stored on my computer in a password protected file. I probably have a few old magazines in a box in the garage as well. That is the extent of my porn collection. Mrs A is not a lover of porn and doesn't like it in the house in case the children (or one of her friends) finds it and thinks we are all perverts. Like a lot of things, I keep it out of sight and therefore out of mind. What she doesn't know won't hurt her.

3. Do you have any fetishes?
I don't think so. I can't think of anything that I like that could be considered a fetish. I tend to think of 'fetish' as a strange or unusual preference, and I am fairly normal in that regard.

4. What is your favorite place to have sex?
Anywhere can be a great place for sex, but if I had to pick just one place to name as my favourite then I would opt for the bed. Apart from the comfort factor, it offers such a great range of positions and styles, and has the added benefit that you can just curl up and go to sleep afterward.

5. Do you like to scratch, bite, pull hair, etc? Do you like having it done to you?
Yes, as long as it doesn't get too rough. Scratching is good with the running of nails down a back (or other places), but no marks for obvious reasons (Mrs A would ask questions). Biting as long as it isn't much harder than a nibble or a nip. Hair pulling is great in the heat of passion, as is the odd smack or spank. Of course, none of this occurs with Mrs A as it isn't her cup of tea.

Bonus (as in optional): Do you think the number of sexual partners you've had is below average, average, or above average, and how does that make you feel?
What is considered average? Compared to the general population I would guess that I was probably below average, but compared to married men of my age I could be above average. How does that make me feel? Well it doesn't worry me one way or the other. I would like to think that I have more sexual partners to come and so I will go closer to making average, or raising the average for those who follow behind. Maybe that could be a new pick-up line - "Would you have sex with me for statistical purposes? I'm trying to raise my average." Do you think it would work??

HNT #10 - Shorts

Comments left on my TMI post from a week or so ago about my short shorts prompted me to turn it into this week's HNT. This picture was taken in the early 90's when I am sure that these shorts would have been fashionable. This is the 'best' one I could find. (sorry there are no rear views). These days I have underwear that covers more, and I certainly wouldn't wear shorts like this in public anymore, even if I could still fit into them. I hope this amuses you as much as it did me when I saw it.

HAPPY HNT!

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Wednesday Weirdness #7

This is Wednesday Weirdness for this week. If you want to grab the questions for yourself, or check out the other players then just click HERE. It's a lot of fun.

1.) Do you have anything planned for your father for Father's Day? If so, what?
No plans for this one as Father's Day doesn't occur in Australia until September. Even then, I don't have to do any planning as both my father and my father-in-law have passed away so it is just the kids spoiling me, hopefully.

2.) If you could visit anywhere in the world with all your expenses paid for each trip, where would you go?
I would have to say New York. I has always been a dream of mine to see the Big Apple. I have been to the Sates several times but mostly to the West Coast with Chicago being the furthest East I have been. Normally I would have said Peru to see Macchu Pichu but I will be doing that later this year so I will go with NY although there are so many other places I would love to see.

3.) What are a few things you have done that you previously said you would never do?
Cheat on my wife. I thought I could never do that, but now the cork is out of the bottle there is no going back.

4.) How do you react to the bodily functions (passing gas, burping, etc) of your significant other?
Not well. Mrs A. doesn't break wind very often, but you don't want to be nearby when she does.

5.) What are you allergic to?
Many things. Sticking plaster (band-aids, Elastoplast, etc) bring me up in huge, red, rash-like welts that take weeks to calm down. Pine tree sap, or anything made from raw pine has a similar effect. Also, certain types of plants and grasses can cause itchy rashes on my skin. These days I pretty much know what to avoid and what is safe to touch.

6.) If you could go back in time and meet any passed historical figure, who would you choose and why?
I reckon it would be awesome to have met John Lennon. (Does he count as an historical figure?) His views on world peace and global unity seem more significant to me today than they did when he was alive. Maybe I am just older and can appreciate them more? If he isn't considered historical enough then I would opt for one of the great sea explorers like Columbus, Magellan, Cook, or Drake. I would love to know how they felt about sailing off into the unknown in search of new continents or sea routes.

7.) Honestly, how often do you check up on any of your exes?
I don't know where any of my exes are. There are a few that come to mind that I wouldn't mind checking up on but past attempts to track them down haven't amounted to much. I wouldn't stalk them or anything, just curious to see how they are going and what they are up to these days.

TMI Tuesday #30

TMI Tuesday has some great questions this week and I really enjoyed answering them. If you would like to join the fun, or read some of the other responses then click HERE.

1. If you're in love with your partner, does it make the sex better?
Not necessarily so. I have had some average sex with the one I love, and I have had some great sex with people that I have just met. I think it all depends on time, place , and circumstance. I do, however, think there is a difference between making love and fucking. You can only make love to some one that you are in love with, but you can fuck anyone, even someone you love. Does that make sense??

2. What is the most expensive sex toy you've ever purchased?
Does a ribbed condom count as a sex toy? I guess not. Then the answer to this one would be that I have never purchased a sex toy. I have often thought about it but there doesn't seem to be much point as Mrs A. would flatly refuse to have anything to do with it, and if I bought it to use with a lover, where would I keep it so it wouldn't be discovered. I have seen so many things that I would like to try, but it hasn't come to pass, at least not yet.

3. If you knew ahead of time you would not have an orgasm, would you still have sex?
Absolutely! There is so much more to sex than just having an orgasm. There is all the foreplay, the touching and kissing, exploring and pleasuring each other. I wouldn't miss that for the world. In fact, sometimes I wish there was no orgasm just so the enjoyment could continue. I would love to be multi-orgasmic so I could go again and again.

4. What celebrity would you most like to have sex with if given the chance?
Just one? Oh boy, what a choice to have to make. It would be hard to narrow it down to just one but a list of likely contenders would include; Natalie Imbruglia, Natalie Bassingthwaithe, Sophia Myles, Eva Birthistle, Tara Moss, Megan Gale, Shirley Manson, Melissa Etheridge (even though she is gay)... Actually, this list could be endless.

5. Have you ever had sex while an audience watched?
Not to the best of my knowledge. Sex with Mrs A. occurs in a darkened room so there wouldn't be much to see even if there was an audience, and when I am with another woman the idea is usually to avoid other people seeing us so that no-one finds out what we are up to.

Bonus (as in optional): Describe the best sexual encounter you've ever had.
That is the whole point of this blog, to describe the best sexual encounters I have had. While I might not have written much of late, there are still some adventures to come, and if you want to refresh your memory then just search back over some older posts and check out Holly, Sadie, Marge and Eve.

HNT #9 - Nipple with blur effect

Kiss it, Lick it.
Suck it, Flick it.
Touch it, Tease it.
Feel it, Squeeze it.
But most of all Please it.

If you want to turn me on quickly, then my nipples are the way to go. Get to work on them and in no time at all you will have me doing anything you want.

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Wednesday Weirdness #6

Wednesday Weirdness time once again. If you wish to participate then click HERE to get the questions and to meet the other players. Even if you don't play along it is fun to read the other responses.

1. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
The first thing I can remember really wanting to be was an explorer. I wanted to hack my way through the jungles of darkest Africa or Central America in search of a lost tribe or the source of the Nile. This was before the days of Indiana Jones but it would be along the same lines. Then I came to the realisation that everything had pretty much been discovered and that there wasn't a lot of jungle left that hadn't been hacked through already. Other things I wanted to be were a racing car driver, an airline pilot (but my maths weren't good enough), a writer (but not a journalist), or a musician. Needless to say I didn't become any of them.

2. Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side to dip in? If you don't use ketchup, what do you use? If you don't eat french fries, what's wrong with you? (Ok so that last one is just a joke. Kind of. *wink*)
There is only one thing I put ketchup (or tomato sauce as we call it) on and that is a meat pie when I am at the football. Other than that I am not a lover of ketchup. My french fries just have lots of salt and vinegar.

3. When was the last time you had phone sex? If you've never done it, why?
I have never had phone sex before. Mrs A. just wouldn't go for it and it hasn't come up with any of my lady friends. I am open to giving it a go because I have heard it can be a lot of fun.

4. When was the last time you made someone cry? What did you do to make them cry?
The last time I made someone cry was yesterday. Mrs A. and myself were having a 'domestic discussion' and I said something 'inappropriate' which made her cry. Often I think this is her way of ending the matter and making me feel bad for making her cry. Anyway, it is over now and I am serving my time in the dog house (what else is new?). Also, there was no make-up sex. (there never is. I feel like George Costanza from Seinfeld. "How come I never get the make-up sex?!")

5. How often do you sing in the shower?
Never. It isn't something that I have ever done and I don't see myself starting anytime soon.

6. Have you ever cooked dinner or any other meal naked? If not, would you?
I have never cooked naked, not even wearing just an apron. I don't know that I ever would. I used to cook professionally and I guess I have a healthy respect for the dangers of a kitchen. I have seen too many nasty cuts and burns (and had a few myself) and would hate to think of what a hot fat splash might do to my delicate bits. I have a better idea to cooking naked, let's eat first and get naked later :)

TMI Tuesday #29

Welcome to this week's TMI. If you want to know what TMI is all about, or meet the other players then just click HERE.

1. How old were you when you first kissed a boy?
I have written about this one before. I was probably 18 or 19 and it was as the result of a drunken game of Truth or Dare. I chose Dare and was dared to 'pash' another guy. Not being one to turn down a Dare, I went ahead and did it. It didn't do anything for me then and it probably wouldn't do anything for me now.

2. Who would play you in the movie of your life story?
Why they would make a story of my life, I have no idea, however my favourite actors are Robert De Niro and Al Pacino, so I would be chuffed if either of them decided to play the role. But the more I think about it, the more Kevin Costner comes to mind. That is not a bad thing as I like him as an actor as well. He would probably be a more appropriate choice, not a blockbuster star but a competent, unassuming actor who would get the job done. Now I want to know who will play the leading lady/s.

3. What is the number one thing you love/hate about gay people?
Gay people don't affect me one way or another so I couldn't say that there is anything I particularly love/hate about them that doesn't apply to any other group of people. Having said that, it does annoy me that real life lesbians are no where near as attractive, out going, or willing to sleep with straight men, as they are portrayed in porn movies. Does that count??

4. If you could legally get married to "the fella" - or any fella - would you?
In short - No. Most of the time it is hard enough being married to Mrs A., I couldn't imagine it would be any easier if she were male.

5. Have you ever worn short short shorts in public?
I was going to say no, but recently I was going through some old photos and I found a few that had me wearing shorts that I wouldn't dream of wearing today. They were way to short and tight but they were the fashion then, plus I used to play a bit of football at the time and my football shorts were just as short and tight.

Bonus (as in optional): Who is your favorite blogger?
My favourite blogger would be Ms SD from Sexy Duet's Sex Diary. It is a hard choice because all the bloggers listed on my left are my favourites, but she gets the nod ahead of the rest because she is a fellow Aussie.