TMI Tuesday #6

1. Are you a member of the mile high club?
No I am not, but I would love to be. I travel a fair bit and I could think of nothing better than passing some flying time with an equally enthusiastic member of the opposite sex. Unfortunately, most of my travel is accompanied by Mrs A and this is certainly not her cup of tea. I guess I will have to hope for a quick, anonymous liaison. Give me a wink if you see me on your flight...

2. What is the most public place you have ever had sex?
The most public place that springs to recent memory was with a lady friend of mine earlier this year (and the end of last year). I will be writing about her in months to come as she was a regular for a while. Often we would meet near a park during her lunch hour and have 50 minutes of unadulterated fun in the backseat of her car. People lived across the road from where we parked, and there were often people walking nearby, exercising their dogs, eating lunch, etc. We became oblivious to their presence as we went about steaming up the windows.

3. What is your most embarrassing family moment?
I am probably my family's most embarrassing moment. I will often tease my kids (playfully) in public just to get a reaction. My daughter is 9 and I love making her blush at school when I am picking her up or dropping her off. Things like saying "let's get home quick so you won't miss Sesame Street", or singing nursery rhymes as we cross the car park, all with in earshot of her friends. I'm sure she loves it because she will remind me that I haven't done it for a while if I forget. I have always been a shameless fool.

4. What kind of birth control do you use?
I have been to the vet and had the snip so that is all the birth control I need.

5. Have you ever had sex in the snow? Rain?
Living in Australia makes having sex in the snow almost impossible. Hell, I haven't even seen snow in real life. As I write this it is almost 100F outside and it is still only Spring. This Summer is going to be a long one!! We do get snow in The Snowy Mountains (funnily enough) but they are nowhere near where I live. Having said that, I haven't had sex in the rain either but I would love to. I love getting caught in the rain, and the smell of rain after a dry spell is amazing. Mrs A dislikes rain so it looks like it will have to be another anonymous encounter.

Bonus (as in optional):Describe your flirting technique: innuendo, telling a dirty joke, talking about sex life, or physical contact?
My flirting technique would definitely be innuendo. I love double-entendres, and I have been told that I can make anything sound dirty (or fun). It all depends on where you place the emphasis, and a little wink never hurts.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean??

Birthday Lament

Well, today is my birthday. No big deal as it really is just another day. I got the usual assortment of presents which I always enjoy, but I had been hoping for something a little different this year. When asked 'what I wanted for my birthday' I had described something like this...




I had thought that that might result in me getting something like this...




Or at the very least, something along these lines....



But it wasn't to be.
Even my cake didn't look like the one I had described. This is how it was supposed to look...



But it didn't even come close. Oh well, such is life.

I guess I will just have to get dressed up and head out to see what the night brings...


Seriously, I have had a great day with my family and friends, just not 'those friends' that I like to write about. Which is a pity really as I am feeling very playful, if you can't already tell. There is always next year.


(PS. That last picture is not of me. I would never wear those shoes with that scarf. Credit me with a little more fashion sense than that)

TMI Tuesday #5

1. what's the sexiest gesture a woman can make?
Not so much a gesture, but I am a sucker for smoky, sultry, 'come to bed' eyes. They are a weakness of mine and I can't resist them. Natalie Imbruglia has the best pair of eyes I have seen in a long while.

2. what are 3 inevitable things about you?

a. I will continue to find women to have sex with.

b. I will continue to write about it on my blog.

c. I will probably get myself into trouble as a result of this.


3. what do you want . . . . now?
SEX. But I would settle for a blow job,... or does that count as sex?


4. what asset do you have besides the physical and the material?
I am a really good listener. I am also a pretty loyal friend and I think the two go hand in hand. What good is a friend if they are not prepared to listen when you have something to say?


5. describe a sexy mind.
A sexy mind is one I can engage with. While the physical side of a relationship is a lot of fun, I like to be mentally stimulated as well. That doesn't mean mind games, but it does include a lot of flirting and teasing. The build up to the main event can be just as rewarding and always heightens the appreciation.


Bonus (as in optional):What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving?
I am thankful for my family, Mrs A and the 2 little apples. I am thankful for my own good health and the health of my family. And I am thankful for the support of my new blogger friends. I have only been doing this a short while and I appreciate the support, encouragement and comments I have received.
I am also thankful for all the ladies who have been, or will be, featured in my blog. ;)

TMI Tuesday #4

1. Have you ever met a fellow blogger in person?
No, but I can think of quite a few that I would like to meet…

2. Did you ever play an innocent game of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours"? How old where you?
Yes. I can remember several occasions in my childhood. I must have been about 8 or 9 when a girl from down the road asked me if I wanted her to take her pants off. I said yes and so she did. Then I had to take mine off in return. I also did a similar thing with the girl next door, over at our local park a short time later.

3. When did you get your first not so innocent kiss?
I think I was 15 when a girl kissed me while we were on the train coming home from school. She was quite a bit older and it was a kiss that promised all sorts of deliciousness to come. However, it didn't eventuate into anything as I think she only did it for a dare.

4. Have you ever awoke with someone who's name you did not remember?
This has never happened. The closest I have come to this is waking up with some one I knew, but not being able to remember what we did or how we got there.

5. Have you ever let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself?
Absolutely. I am all for helping the environment by showering, or bathing, with a friend. It is Soooo sensual to have somebody explore (I mean wash) your body with a pair of soapy hands. And I am very willing to return the favour.

Bonus (as in optional): What makes a great first date for you?
A great first date is when there is a real connection with the other person (chemistry) and a promise of so much more to come.

Re-decorating.

When I first started this blog I wasn't sure how long I was going to stick around, or even if anyone would ever read it. Since then I have enjoyed posting the odd story and can't believe that more than a few have stopped by to see what is going on. Some of you have even left comments, and for that I thank you as you have taken a small amount of time out of your day to let me know that you visited.

I decided it was time to update the image a bit and I have installed a new template to try and make things a bit more stylish and sexy. I hope you like it. I would be keen to hear your thoughts on what works and what doesn't. I am only new to all of this, so any helpful advice or suggestions are most welcome.

Thank you for calling in. I get a real buzz out of knowing that someone, somewhere shares my naughty little secrets.

Fantasy 'D'

I have a fantasy about one of Mrs A's friends. I shall call her 'D' and we have known her for many years, in fact she was a bridesmaid at our wedding. D is still single and I don't think she has even had a serious boyfriend. She is a lovely girl with a great sense of humour and I get along really well with her. D is also a red head and I just have a thing for red heads.

In my fantasy, D asks me if I will help her to have a child as she knows her time is running out and she doesn't want to miss the boat. I tell her I will do it, but it has to be a child of love not an artificial insemination. This doesn't bother her and I think it excites her as much as it does me.

I arrive at D's house and she is dressed in a simple blouse and skirt. We go through to the bedroom where she has lit some candles to set the mood. I approve of this. I embrace her and we start to kiss. She seems unsure and hesitant and I can tell that it is her lack of sexual experience that is holding her back. I tell her to relax and it will all be OK.

With my reassurances she seems to relax a little and I unbutton her blouse and let it fall to the floor. I cup her breast and kiss her cleavage. She tenses but then relaxes and I feel that she wants more. I slip her bra straps off her shoulders and then reach around and unclasp her bra. She slides it off and her breasts stand proudly on their own. I wonder when the last time a man gazed upon them.

I take each breast and kiss the soft white skin before taking the pink nipple into my mouth. It hardens and stands erect under stimulation from my tongue and lips. While I suck her breasts, I reach around and unzip her skirt and let it drop. She steps back out of it and stands before me wearing just her brief white panties.

I push her back onto the bed and then peel off my T-shirt. I remove my jeans and then my boxers. Her eyes seem to widen as she sees my hard cock standing to attention. Has she seen one before? I straddle her and then kiss my way down her body to her panties. She is moist and I am pleased because I know I am pleasuring her.

I kiss her through her panties and lick the front, tasting her juices. Then I take the waist band and pull them down. As I pull them off she draws up her legs to hide her pussy. I take her knees and move them apart. Her pussy is nestled in a light clump of ginger hair. Her moisture clings to the hair and her lips glisten with expectation.

I open her with my fingers and begin to lick her clit. Her breath quickens and the juice starts to flood from her pussy. I finger her and soon she has shed all inhibition as she writhes and bucks on the bed. I take my cock and guide it to her waiting hole. It slides in easily and I start to fuck her with long, slow strokes.

Soon I am pounding her with reckless abandon and before long we cum together in a shuddering climax. I stay tightly pressed to her hips so that all my cum remains with in her. We bask in the afterglow for a bit before washing up and dressing. She tells me that she hopes we were successful in conceiving a baby but she wouldn't mind if we had to try once or twice more. I agree and ask her to keep me posted on the result of her pregnancy test.

I know, of course, that she won't fall pregnant because I have had a vasectomy, but I won't tell her just yet. I want a bit more of that sweet pussy first...

TMI Tuesday #3

1. Do you believe in ghosts? If so have you every seen one?
I would love to think that ghosts exist, but I have never seen one so I find it a little hard to accept they are real. I hope that I do get to see one as that would be awesome.

2. What’s the scariest movie you ever saw?
Scariest movie would be The Exorcist. I remember seeing it at the drive-in paired with Friday the 13th. I would have only been about 17 or 18 at the time and it was the first real horror film I saw. It kept me awake at nights for ages afterwards. I still get shivers thinking about it now.

3. If you were given a house that was free would you accept it if it was haunted?
I would have no problems living in a haunted house. It might give me the opportunity to finally see a ghost.

4. If you were given a house that was free would you accept it if the last person had been murdered in it?
Hmmm!! Not too sure that I would want to live in a house where the last occupant was murdered. I’m not sure why, but I don’t think it would be a terribly happy place to live.

5. What was your most favourite costume you wore for Halloween?
I've never really celebrated Halloween as I live in Australia and ‘trick or treat’ was not something we did. It is just gaining momentum here now. I would probably enjoy dressing up as monster like Dracula or Frankenstein as these were my favourites while I was growing up. I always thought the Mummy was pretty cool. (the Boris Karloff, Christopher Lee type Mummy, not the modern interpretation. All bandages and stiff legged walk)

Bonus (as in optional): What’s your most memorable Halloween memory?
As Above. No real memories of Halloween as it passed unnoticed here. My first real taste of Halloween was about 15 years ago when I visited my sister in the US in October and saw all the activity surrounding Halloween.