Saturday, May 31, 2008

Lead me not into temptation.

She wasn't supposed to have these thoughts. Normal people have these thoughts all the time, but she wasn't supposed to be normal. She was supposed to be above such things. Being a sister in a holy order meant living a life that was pure and chaste, so how come she was having these thoughts more and more often? Was it some kind of test? Or was it just a primal urge that everybody felt, but no-one was prepared to talk about? What ever it was, she was feeling it now and she knew that she was about to act on it and then suffer the guilt of self gratification.

It always happened after she had seen the gardener. They weren't allowed to talk to the hired help as frivolous chatter was forbidden. She just couldn't help herself and she found that she was attracted to him. He was young, had an easy going nature with an infectious smile, and strong, well tanned arms that filled the sleeves of his white t-shirts. As she walked around the grounds of the convent she found herself looking for him and hoping if she found him he would smile at her or even whisper a word of greeting. Today she had found him over near the Memorial Garden and as he trimmed the roses she had managed to catch his eye. She walked near him and he smiled and winked at her. She had felt herself blush and turned to walk away. It was then that she had caught a whiff of his masculine smell. It was the smell of his sweat mixed with an underlying trace of aftershave and muskiness. Her stomach felt like it was full of butterflies and her head became all light and giddy. She must have looked unsteady because he reached out and grabbed her arm. His strong grip on her bare forearm.
"Are you Okay?" he asked.
"Yes, I am fine." she murmured before pulling her arm away from him and running back into the safety of the convent, but not before getting one more sniff of his wonderful scent.

Now, in the cool, darkness of her room she thought about what might have been and recalled the attractive aroma of the man who had touched her. Again she felt the light headedness, and the warm feeling in her stomach spread quickly to her loins. The impure thoughts were rushing through her mind. She lay down on her bed before her legs collapsed from under her. Laying on her back with her knees bent, her skirt fell up around her thighs. Instead of pushing it down, she pulled it higher and ran her hands over her thighs. She knew this was wrong but she couldn't get the thoughts of the gardener out of her head. His strong grip on her arm and that wonderful, masculine smell.

She imagined him taking her to his garden shed. Why she would go with him she didn't know, but here she was, alone with him in this secluded spot. He grabbed her and pulled her close before he bent to kiss her while his hands held her hair. She felt helpless in his powerful arms. His lips crushed hers as he kissed her and she felt her knees buckle as her legs became weak. He caught her before she collapsed, and lifted her up, carrying her to a pile of empty sacks in the darkest corner of the shed. She lay on the sacks with him kneeling over her.

In her room, the fantasy had taken over her actions as well as her mind. Nothing else existed for this moment in time. Her hands pulled her blouse from her skirt, then slid up to her breasts and began to squeeze them and pinch her nipples. Waves of pleasure ran through her body and she pushed one hand between her legs and felt the warm wetness that had seeped from her body and on to her knickers. She pressed her fingers against the wet patch and felt more come flooding out. She moaned.

In the shed of her fantasy the gardener pulled at her blouse with his fingers which were still dirty from his work in the garden. He tore at the buttons and they popped off as he pulled the front of her blouse apart. Dirty finger marks stained the white fabric. He grabbed her bra and pushed it roughly up over her breasts, not bothering to undo the clasp. They were small and pale, and his big hands easily enveloped them as he kneaded and molded them. He leaned forward to kiss them and sucked the nipple of each firmly into his mouth as his tongue flicked over them. Then his hands pushed up her skirt.

On the bed in her room she had already pushed her hand into her pants and run it through her curls which were drenched with her juices. The other hand stayed on her breast and teased at her hard nipple. In her pants a finger slipped between her moist lips and slowly moved back and forth. She opened her legs wider and her movements became more pronounced. Her finger entered her pussy, just a little way at first, not really sure if it should be there, but it didn't take long until it had entered her fully and was thrusting back and forth. Then a second finger joined it.

The fantasy gardener was now kneeling between her legs. Her skirt was pushed up around her thighs revealing her white cotton briefs. His big hands grabbed the flimsy material and tore it open. He tossed her now useless knickers to one side. She wanted to close her legs and hide herself from his gaze, but found she was incapable of movement. She was completely at his mercy. He looked at her sex, a nest of dark curls with a hint of pink flesh showing through. His fingers pulled her pubic hair apart and explored her soft, moist folds. Big fingers opened her up and slid into her, her own moisture allowing him to do so. He fingered her for a few minutes and then pulled his fingers out. He unbuttoned the front of his bib and brace overalls and let them fall down. He wasn't wearing any underwear and his cock stuck stiffly out from under his T-shirt. She couldn't tear her eyes away from it. It looked so big and hard, and she could see it throbbing as he took it in one hand. He leaned over her and using his hand he guided his cock into her pussy. She felt it slide in and was surprised that she was able to take him all. Then he began to thrust it into her.

In her bedroom, both hands were now in her pants. The finger from one hand flicked furiously over her wet, swollen clit while two fingers from her other hand slid up and down her cunt. She could hear the wet noises they made as she finger fucked herself. That sound alone was enough to get her off without the need to touch her clit, but she just couldn't help herself. She loved the waves of pleasure that swept through her body and carried her to a place she knew she would never go.

He continued to fuck her. Long, slow, powerful strokes of his cock in her pussy. He was leaning on one elbow and his free hand continue to roam across her body. It squeezed her breast, pinched her nipple, and rubbed across her hip and down her thigh. His thrusts became quicker and suddenly she orgasmed. Waves of pleasure ran over her and her pussy clenched around his cock, but he didn't cease his fucking. He continued to push his cock into her, pull it almost all the way out, and then ram it in again. Again and again he did it, harder and faster with no let up. She came again, and then a third time. Each time was more intense than the time before and she felt as though she couldn't last through another one. Just as she felt a fourth climax building, her lover reached his own release. His cock seemed to grow at the moment of release as he buried in deep within her. It exploded and pulsated, pumping his come into her core. She could feel it like a beast in her loins as it purged itself of it's seed. He lay on top of her for a few minutes while his breathing and heart beat came back under control. His cock was starting to shrink and she could feel the empty void where it had just been. He pulled out and rolled off her, and his come, mingled with her juices began to trickle down across her buttocks. He buttoned his overalls and left without saying a word. He always did that in her fantasy and she wouldn't have it any other way. Anything he said would just spoil the moment.

She had also brought herself to a climax in her room. She had been through this fantasy before in other moments of weakness. Her skillful fingers knew just how to arouse her body and bring her to this point. As her back arched and her hips rose off the bed a small cry and gasp escaped her lips. Nothing to loud or someone else may hear. Her thighs clamped around her hands and she felt the pulsations on her fingers. As they died away, reality came creeping back into her mind and she realized what she had done. Once again she had been weak and given in to the pleasures of the flesh. Once again she would have to seek forgiveness in the confessional and pay her penance with the rosary. She removed her wet briefs and replaced them with a fresh pair before straightening her clothing. She washed her hands and then headed down to the church. Might as well get a head start on the prayers. This would be the last time, she swore to herself, but she knew it was only a matter of time before she succumbed to the gardener again.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

HNT #8 - The Other Side

This is the other side of my hands, just in case you were wondering what they look like. Nothing very striking about them, although if you are skilled in the art of Palmistry then perhaps they will give you a glimpse into my future. I would be interested to know if you can. Do you feature in my future? That would be nice, don't you think? Just you and me , alone, with my hands to provide the entertainment. Oh what fun we would have.

If you want to join in the HNT fun then click HERE to visit Os and meet the other players.


Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Wednesday Weirdness #5

Wednesday Weirdness time once again. This is another fun meme that I like to take part in. If you wish to participate then click HERE to get the questions and to meet the other players. Even if you don't play along it is fun to read the other responses.

On the following questions, use a scale of 0 (being the worst) to 10 (being the best) to rate the things the questions ask about. Also explain why you gave yourself the rating you did. If you cannot use a scale to rate or do not want to, just explain without the numeric rating.

1.) How would you rate your own personal hygiene?
I am giving myself a 9 for this. I take personal hygiene very seriously and I like to think that I am clean and smell nice. I can't stand being near people who have body odour or bad breath. Probably the only grooming routine that I occasionally skip is a shave, and then I tell myself that a little facial stubble is sexy anyway. But definitely no skipping on the showering, washing, brushing, deodorant etc.

2.) How would you rate your ability to keep a secret?
10 out of 10 on this one. I would not survive long in my world of affairs and other men's wives if I couldn't keep a secret. And I never feel tempted to reveal my secrets to anyone in my real world. I guess that is why this blog is so good for me. Under the cover of anonymity I can share some of the exciting, and naughty, things that I have done without threatening those I love and care about.

3.) How would you rate your cooking skills?
Another good score here. Hey, I'm doing well so far! I would rate my cooking skills as an 8. I am qualified as a cook and used to work in hospitality many, many years ago. I can hold my own in the kitchen and still cook about 50% of the meals at home.

4.) How would you rate your level of laziness?
I slip a bit here. I'll go for a 5 on this one because I can be a bit lazy at times. I am fine meeting deadlines and having stuff done on time, but I tend to leave it until it becomes a necessity rather than getting it done quickly and playing later. I like to play a bit along the way. ;)

5.) How would you rate your level of insecurity?
Again with a mediocre score here. 5 for this one. While I would like to think that I don't care about what people think of me, really I get quite stressed if I don't meet someone's approval, particularly if that person means something to me. Negative criticism really bums me out.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

TMI Tuesday #28

TMI Tuesday has rolled around again and here are this week's questions. Click HERE if you want to join the fun or meet the other players.

1. What lines have you used to let someone down gently.
I have to admit that I am hopeless at "let downs". Usually if I am not interested then I will stop returning calls or emails. Failing that, I would just go for the old Seinfeld standby, "It's not you, it's me". How can anyone argue with that?

2. If I gave you $10K to waste, what would you buy.
I love to travel so I guess I would just book tickets to all the destinations that I have wanted to visited but never been able to. Of course, I would have to stop in and pay a visit to my favourite blogger :)

3. If I gave you $10K, but you had to spend it all on someone else, what would you buy.
I don't think I would buy anything, but I would invest it for my kids. When they get older they are going to need it to buy a house the way prices are going here. Alternately, if you twisted my arm and made me buy something for somebody else then I could always buy a ticket for my favourite blogger to come visit me.

4. If your partner brought a double dildo to bed, you'd be ____________?
Ecstatic!! But also very worried about Mrs A.'s mental health. She does not approve of sex toys (marital aids) of any kind, so to bring a double dildo to bed would be completely out of character and could signal a mental breakdown. Naturally, I would humour her with the dildo before calling the medicos.

5. What sounds do you make during sex.
Not too many. Sex at home is normally a quiet and solemn event that takes place in a pitch black room. (we can't have the kids hearing what Mummy & Daddy are up to). When I am with someone other than Mrs A. I have been known to be a bit vocal, but old habits die hard. It also depends on my partner, too. If they are fairly vocal then I like to join in.

Bonus (as in optional): Tell your worst break up story.
I don't really have a bad break up story. I did have a girlfriend back before I got married and we used to argue all the time, but the sex was really good. We weren't together long, however after we broke up, we still used to see each other for sex. This went on for quite a while and it took ages before either one of us was truly able to get by without the other. Does that count as a bad break up? I wish I knew where she was now as I would like to catch up with her and 'reminisce' about old times.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

HNT #7 - Meet My Hands.

These are my hands.
If you meet me, these are the hands that will help me get to know you. They will cradle your face as we kiss and the fingers will run through your hair, entwined in your locks. Caressing your neck, they will want to explore more of your body if you let them. Those fingers will unbutton your blouse, or lift your top to find a way to your breasts. Undoing your bra, they will set your breasts free. The hands will cup your breasts. They will feel warm and soft against your skin. The fingers will find your nipples and bring them to hardness. They like to feel nipples growing hard from their touch.

Do you want more?

They will reach your buttocks, squeeze them, and pull you in close to my body. Can you feel my hardness against you? Let my hands help you out of your jeans, or let them slide up under your skirt. They will find your panties. What sort of panties have you worn for me today? Did you expect to go this far or are you caught up in the heat of the moment? Those fingers will rub you through the soft cloth of your panties. They will find your moisture seeping from your pussy. Pushing your panties aside, they will seek you out and reveal your secrets to me. Are you clean shaven or do you keep some of your curls? My fingers will tell me. Are you enjoying this? It feels like it from the amount of wetness that is leaking from your pussy.

Off with your panties, or maybe you weren't wearing any. You naughty girl.

Now my hands have unfettered access to your most private parts. My fingers can explore your pussy, slide between your moist lips, touch your waiting clit. A finger might enter you. How many would you like? One? Two? Three? More?? The choice is yours. How many can you handle? After that, my fingers could spread you open so I can pleasure you with my tongue and taste you. You do like oral sex, don't you?

My hands can grab your buttocks and pull you into position, hold your hips while you guide my cock into you. But their work isn't done yet. They will continue to explore your body while we fuck, squeezing your breasts, stroking your thighs, pulling your hair. And when I climax, my hands will be there, holding you tight while I fill you with my seed. And afterward, as we lay together, our energies spent, my fingertips will still be tracing lazy, idle patterns on your skin somewhere, still enjoying the softness of your body.

So, these are my hands. I hope you like them because I am sure that they would like you.

Go see Os to learn about HNT.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Wednesday Weirdness #4

Here is Wednesday Weirdness for this week. I had a lot of fun with the questions today. If you would like to have some fun, too, then head on over to Isn't It Strange to join us.

1. What is the worst part about going down on the opposite sex?

Is there really a worst part to oral sex? If there is one thing that I really don't like it would be the same answer that I used yesterday in TMI, poor personal hygiene. I love oral sex and I love spending as much time as I can in pleasuring my partner, but if it ain't clean 'down there' then I'm not going to be all that keen to put my mouth near it.

2. What is something you want more of in your current relationship? (Or if you're not in one, something you wanted more of in your previous relationship.)
Definitely for Mrs A. to have a higher libido. At the moment she just doesn't want sex all that often, and when she does, it is just a 'quickie' in the dark in case the kids hear us.

3. What is something you want less of in your current relationship?
(Or if you're not in one, something you wanted more of in your previous relationship.)
Possibly a bit of nagging. Generally, Mrs A. is not too bad on the nagging side of things, but every now and then she gets a bee in her bonnet about something and will go on about it for days.

4. Have you ever had a sex dream that involved a cartoon or fictional character in it?
I can't say that I have. I have a lot of sex dreams (I wonder why?), but they always feature (star) people that I know. Never a fictional character or a cartoon. (Why does Marge Simpson keep popping into my mind? Definitely NOT a sexy woman!!)

5. Have you ever fantasized about a significant other's parent?
No. My Mother-in-Law is not an object of fantasy in anyone's language.

6. Where is the most public place you've ever masturbated?
How boring am I? I can't think of anywhere that I have masturbated other than in the privacy of my own home. No, wait! There was this one time when I was about 18 and I had a sleep over at my girlfriend's house after a night out. We fooled around a bit before retiring to our separate bedrooms. I was so worked up that I had a wank in the guest bathroom. That's about as public as I can think of.

7a. GIRLS: If a guy expressed his desire to wear a pair of your panties, what would your reaction be?
7b. GUYS: If a girl expressed her desire for you to wear a pair of her panties, what would your reaction be?
If she wanted me to then I would give it a go. Who knows where it may lead, and it may turn her on so much that I might get lucky.
8. How much is "too much" when it comes to Public Displays of Affection?
I guess it depends on where and when, and who is doing it. By that I mean I would find it more acceptable to see a couple making out, and even coping a feel, in a park than say a shopping centre or restaurant. And as for who is doing it, well it just looks more appropriate if it a young couple rather than someone of your parent or grandparents age. I just can't picture Grandad with his hand in Grandma's blouse, even if it is on the lawn at the retirement home!!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

TMI Tuesday #27

Welcome to this week's TMI. If you want to know what TMI is all about, or meet the other players then just click HERE.
I have updated my list of favourite blogs in the sidebar. I hope I haven't forgotten anyone, but if I have please let me know, or if you want to be listed there then drop me a line or leave a comment.

1. How many credit cards do you own? Are they paid off?
Between Mrs A. and myself, we only have 1 credit card. It isn't paid off, but there isn't a huge amount on it either. Mostly we use debit cards and only use the credit card in an emergency.

2. Can you be in love with someone you don't trust?
I think you can be in love with anyone, but not necessarily trust them. Trust, along with other attributes like respect and compassion become important if you want to form a relationship with a person. Love is separate from these things and you can love someone with out trusting them, just as you can love someone without having a relationship with them.

3. Should prostitution be legal?
Absolutely. Prostitution will always exist, so it might as well be legitimate so it can be better policed. If it were legal then there could be mandatory health checks for sex workers, and measures could be taken to stamp out sexual slavery and underage practices. While it is illegal it is difficult to control and criminal elements are naturally attracted to it.

4. On a scale of 1-10, how good of a lover do you think you are? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)
Without sounding big headed, I think I am a fairly good lover. I would rate myself an 8. I have left myself a little room for improvement as I am sure there are things I could do better. I think it also depends on the partner. It is easier to be a good lover when you are with someone who knows what they are doing as well.

5. What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them?
*Poor personal hygiene, as in bad breath or body odour.
*Smoking. Maybe it is because I am an ex smoker, but I find this a real turn off.
*Continual talking on their mobile phone. I mean, who is more important, me or whoever is on the other end? It is OUR date after all.

Bonus (as in optional): Tell us about your worst date ever.
My worst date of recent times was agreeing to meet a lady for coffee after we had been emailing for some time. I arrived at the designated coffee shop, and couldn't see anyone who looked like the person I had been talking to so I grabbed a quiet table and waited. I checked the coffee shop several times in case I had missed her, and I had no calls or messages on my phone. After half an hour I called her and got no reply. I waited another half hour before deciding to leave. When I finally did get hold of her, a day or so later, she told me that something had come up and she wasn't able to make it. Was it too much to expect a call or text message. Anyway, our contact dwindled off after that so I can only assume that she wasn't interested. Her loss.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

HNT #6 - The 3 foot HNT.

Well, it's Thursday again and that can mean only one thing, HNT time!! I am only new at this whole HNT thing but it has been going on for 3 years now and this is the third anniversary. To celebrate this event we were asked to post a picture featuring 'three' in it somehow. Well I racked my brain and tried to come up with some way to get 3 into a picture of myself. Apart from fingers and toes, there isn't anything else that I have 3 of that I could easily photograph. I thought of drawing a large '3' on my body somewhere, but then worried that it might not come off very easily and I would be left to explain it to Mrs A., who just wouldn't get it. Finally I came up with the idea of a picture of half of me. I stand just over 6 feet tall, so half of that would give you 3 feet, a nice fit for the three theme. Unfortunately it didn't work quite as I had planned as I had wanted the tape measure that I am holding to be visible so you could see the 3 foot mark. It wasn't to be so you will just have to take my word for it that this picture shows my lower half exactly, all 3 feet of it.

If you want to know what HNT is all about then go check out Os. This week his blog has a history of HNT and some of the finer moments. It is great for the new guys like myself to get an appreciation of those who have gone before us, and those who are still carrying on the tradition. I would be honoured to be even half as good as some of them, and I am humbled to be in their company.


Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Wednesday Weirdness #3

Wednesday Weirdness once again and this week it takes the form of filling in the blank spaces in the following sentences. Sounds like a bit of fun. If you want to join in then click HERE to see what it is all about, and who else has played this week. My answers are in italics.

1.) I get angriest at work when a co-worker doesn't do their share of the work. Sometimes, that makes me just want to slap them in the face and tell them how lazy they are. Instead, I tend to just mind my own business and hope that the boss notices who is carrying who.

2.) (Hypothetical scenario.) I was walking through the supermarket one day and saw a bottle of chocolate ice cream topping. I realized that instead of eating it, a better use for it would be to coat certain parts of a lady's anatomy and then lick it off.

3.) Three things that relax me more than anything are the afterglow of sex , a warm bath and a soft, comfortable bed.

4.) My favorite two things to do with my hands are undressing my lover and exploring my lover's body. My two least favorite things to do with my hands are washing dishes and cleaning out gutters .

5.) I always dreamed about owning a tropical island or a mansion with ocean views but never have had the money to pay for either of them.

6.) If I were starving and needed to buy something to eat, I would sell my computer, my football membership (not that it is probably worth much at the present moment) and anything else of value at a Pawn Shop to get cash to buy food.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

TMI Tuesday #26

Here is TMI for this week. Only brief answers this week as I am really stretched for time, but I do enjoy playing. If you would like to play, meet the other players, or just see what this is all about, then click HERE.

1. Is there a TV show you HAVE to watch? If so, what is it?

Nothing that really springs to mind. Over the past month or so I have been watching a programme called 'Underbelly' which is a dramatization of actual events in Melbourne's gangland war. I really enjoyed watching it, but it has finished now. Any of the 'Law & Order' series are good but I wouldn't say I HAVE to watch them.

2. What is you favorite drink if you are going to drink more than one?
Non-alcoholic is coffee, hands down. Alcoholic drink would be Scotch whiskey & dry ginger, but I'm not a big drinker these days.

3. How long do you carry guilt around with you?
I don't carry guilt around with me anymore. I used to but it doesn't achieve anything and only wears you down. Don't feel guilty about anything that you have done, it is all part of who you are.

4. Where is or would be your number one romantic get away spot?
I have been to so many beautiful and romantic places that it would be hard to pick just one. However, anyplace can be a romantic location if you are with that special someone who is the one for you. The get away spot is irrelevant, it is the people that provide the chemistry.

5. Have you ever seen a counselor?
I don't think they were a counselor as such, but I have sought professional guidance from those trained to give it. Is that a cryptic enough answer??

Bonus (as in optional): Last summer the Archives of Sexual Behavior the 237 reasons people have sex and the Top 50 Reasons Men and Women Have Sex. What are your top 5 reasons?
Do we really need 5 reasons to have sex? If we do, then here are 5 reasons why I have sex.
1. Because I am in love (lust) with the other person.
2. To provide pleasure for myself and/or the other person.
3. Because I am horny and need some release.
4. Because the opportunity presents itself.
5. Because I can.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

HNT #5 - Waiting for ...?

Dear readers, I am asking for your suggestions to a problem I face. I have to decide between a visit to Brazil or a visit to Peru. What a choice, hey? I can only do one or the other, but not both. Cost wise there is not much in it, so it basically comes down to preference. I would love to go to both places so I am looking for suggestions or advice if anyone has experienced either of these places. Brazil will take in visits to Rio with all it's associated attractions (Copacabana, Sugarloaf Mountain with Christ the Redeemer statue) and the Iguazu Falls, while Peru has the Andes Mountains and Machu Picchu (the ancient Incan city). Decisions, decisions. I would welcome your thoughts and views.

Here is my HNT contribution for this week. This is just a quick shot of me laying on the bed. What am I waiting for, well you tell me. I am sure you can come up with some interesting answers. If you want to check out the other HNT contributors, then head on over to Os and follow the links.

I have just realized that this is my 50th post. When I first started I doubted that I would ever post 5 times, and that no-one would ever see what I had written. Here we are, 49 posts later and I am posting Half Nekkid pictures of myself. What has the world come too??


Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Wednesday Weirdness #2

Here is my second week of Wednesday Weirdness. If you want to know what Wednesday Weirdness is all about, then click HERE to pay the girls a visit and join us in having a little fun.

1. You get to go back in time to any year/era you want to go to. Present day you has to adapt to the lifestyle of whatever era you chose and live back in that time for one year. What era are you going back to and why?

On initial thoughts, I wouldn't go back too far. Just back to the late 60's and early 70's. Even though I was actually alive then, I wasn't old enough to enjoy it or participate in the goings on. I would love to have been a part of the 'free love' movement, and to have been able to experience events like Woodstock, or to have seen The Beatles or Led Zeppelin performing at their peak. So much good music came from that I era that I would have loved to have 'been there'.

2. What is your opinion on the butterfly effect theory? (click the link if you aren't familiar with it =D)
I really do think that all events are related in some minute way, and that everything happens for a reason. The universe is just one big cause and effect model, and seemingly insignificant actions can have huge impacts in ways that were never considered.

3. Do you hand wash your dishes or use a dishwasher?
I use a dishwasher where possible, but there are always a few items that have to be hand washed. The seal on our dishwasher split a few months back and it was a real shock to have to hand wash everything for the week it took to get repaired. Dishwashers really are a time saving device. Who wants to spend time standing at a sink with their hands in hot water??

4. If you had to give up sex or the internet and could never do the one you gave up ever again; which would you give up?
It would have to be the internet. It would be hard at first but I am sure I would get used to it. I would just have to find other ways to occupy my free time, like read more books or something. I just can't imagine never having sex again.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

TMI Tuesday #25

Last week I installed a little tracker type widget that records where my visitors are viewing from. I am finding it fascinating to see how many countries have popped on there in such a short period of time. I would love to know where you come from so why not leave me a comment and let me know.
Here is this week's TMI. If you wish to find out what TMI is all about, then just click HERE and feel free to join in. It's a lot of fun.

1. How many cell phones have you had? How long have you had your current cell phone number?

I have only ever had 2 mobile phones. I am not a big phone user and wouldn't have got another phone if my carrier hadn't upgraded their system and rendered my phone inoperable. Talk about finding ways to force people to upgrade!

2. Where was the last place you had sex?
On a quiet bush track in a nature reserve not far from where I live. I met a lady for "coffee" and we had to find somewhere to take each other for a "test drive". I promise I will tell you about this one day.

3. On a scale of 1-10, how satisfied are you with your love life? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)
Probably 4. It's functional, but hardly thriving.

4. Does Bliss sound like a fun game to you? Have you ever played it?
I have never heard of Bliss before and had to follow the link to see what is was all about. It looks OK but I barely have time for this blog, let alone playing online computer games. I think I'll pass for now.

5. Is there anything or anyone you would be willing to die for?
My children, of course, although there are days when I could cheerfully kill them. I'm not sure that I would willingly die for them, but I would do anything, including sacrificing my own life, to ensure their safety and health.
Normally I would say that I would die for my football team, but this season they are doing a good enough job of killing me with their on-field performances. And that is all I want to say about football, for now.

Bonus (as in optional): If you were (or had) a magic genie and could only grant wishes for others and you only had three left, what would they be and who would they be for?
1. A long, happy and prosperous life for both of my kids.
2. An increased libido for Mrs A.
3. A World Series for the Chicago Cubs (100 years is too long to wait). If the genie wasn't strong enough to lift the curse from the Cubs then I would wish for success for Amorous Rocker's Stars. Last time I looked they were still alive in the NHL playoffs. Failing that, a heartbeat, or some sign of life at my football club. (Oops! Sorry, I wasn't going to mention football again)

Thursday, May 1, 2008

HNT #4 & Wednesday Weirdness

If you are only here for the HNT then you will have to scroll down a bit.

I stumbled across a new meme today and it is just getting started so I thought I would jump on board and be a player from Day 1 (even if I am a day late). It's called Wednesday Weirdness and one of the contributors is my blogger friend Amorous Rocker so it is bound to have some great questions in weeks to come. Click HERE if you want to check it out or play along. Just tell them that Adam sent you ;)

1. ) Some people can pull leftovers out of the refrigerator and chow down without warming them up. Others can't. What are some foods that you serve warm but can eat once they're cold?
There aren't too many that I can eat cold. Generally I like my food warmed up, and even salad isn't a favourite of mine. Pizza is an exception, along with roast chicken, beef or lamb, but not pork. Other than that I would have to say the rest of the leftovers get a zap in the microwave before I'll eat them. I even hate finding a cold spot in them after they have been warmed. URGH!!

2. ) Have you ever incorporated food into sex before? Explain.
I've used whipped cream and M & M's once in an unsuccessful, messy encounter that I have written about before. Apart from a bit of chocolate body paint that I used once with a lover, that would be about it. Does ice count as food?? I have used ice with one of my lady friends before and she used to like having ice cubes inserted into her pussy. I used to fuck her when she had ice in her and the combination of hot pussy and cold ice was very erotic. I promise I will tell you that story one day.

3. ) What is one snack you eat that other people may consider odd?
I can't think of an odd snack at the moment, but I remember back when I was a teenager, and even into my early 20's, I used to like to eat condensed milk. I would buy a can of it, open it and eat it with a teaspoon. It was so thick, sweet and yummy! I stopped doing it because people told me my teeth would rot and fall out or I would contract Diabetes from sugar overload. I don't think either of those things would have happened, but it did scare me enough to stop. Now that I have thought about it, I would love to get a tin now and try it again, just to see if it is as yummy as I remember it.

And so on to the HNT.
Everyone is probably getting tired of the button fly jeans by now, but I don't really have anything else to go with right now. I figure that this is better than nothing but if you disagree then you are free to exit this page at any time of your choosing.

I'll make this one another HNT by request, and this time it goes to Ms SD of Sexy Duet's Sex Diary. When I posted the first Button fly picture she left a comment asking if there was a way to undo a few more buttons. Consider it done, and here is the end result. I hope you like it.

Now I'll have to rack my brains and try to come up with some different pictures for future postings. I can't seem to get creative enough and I only have limited time and equipment but I'll see what I can do.

Happy HNT everybody!!