Tuesday, November 27, 2007

TMI Tuesday #6

1. Are you a member of the mile high club?
No I am not, but I would love to be. I travel a fair bit and I could think of nothing better than passing some flying time with an equally enthusiastic member of the opposite sex. Unfortunately, most of my travel is accompanied by Mrs A and this is certainly not her cup of tea. I guess I will have to hope for a quick, anonymous liaison. Give me a wink if you see me on your flight...

2. What is the most public place you have ever had sex?
The most public place that springs to recent memory was with a lady friend of mine earlier this year (and the end of last year). I will be writing about her in months to come as she was a regular for a while. Often we would meet near a park during her lunch hour and have 50 minutes of unadulterated fun in the backseat of her car. People lived across the road from where we parked, and there were often people walking nearby, exercising their dogs, eating lunch, etc. We became oblivious to their presence as we went about steaming up the windows.

3. What is your most embarrassing family moment?
I am probably my family's most embarrassing moment. I will often tease my kids (playfully) in public just to get a reaction. My daughter is 9 and I love making her blush at school when I am picking her up or dropping her off. Things like saying "let's get home quick so you won't miss Sesame Street", or singing nursery rhymes as we cross the car park, all with in earshot of her friends. I'm sure she loves it because she will remind me that I haven't done it for a while if I forget. I have always been a shameless fool.

4. What kind of birth control do you use?
I have been to the vet and had the snip so that is all the birth control I need.

5. Have you ever had sex in the snow? Rain?
Living in Australia makes having sex in the snow almost impossible. Hell, I haven't even seen snow in real life. As I write this it is almost 100F outside and it is still only Spring. This Summer is going to be a long one!! We do get snow in The Snowy Mountains (funnily enough) but they are nowhere near where I live. Having said that, I haven't had sex in the rain either but I would love to. I love getting caught in the rain, and the smell of rain after a dry spell is amazing. Mrs A dislikes rain so it looks like it will have to be another anonymous encounter.

Bonus (as in optional):Describe your flirting technique: innuendo, telling a dirty joke, talking about sex life, or physical contact?
My flirting technique would definitely be innuendo. I love double-entendres, and I have been told that I can make anything sound dirty (or fun). It all depends on where you place the emphasis, and a little wink never hurts.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean??


MsBehavn said...

Happy TMI, Adam

anna louise said...

well ive had sex in the snow and rain.Not as cold as it seems.And i love public sex,just glad i haven't been arrested for it yet

Bunny said...

Excellent answers! Snow isn't all it's cracked up to be - you're not missing much.


Adam Apple said...

MsBehavn- Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment.

Anna Louise- some of your public sex stories would make for interesting reading, I'm sure.

Bunny- Snow would be a novelty for a while, but I'm sure that too much of it gets to be a pain in the ass.