Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Wet Wednesday

Wet Wednesday is another meme that I like to participate in every now and then. This set of questions got my juices flowing (so to speak) so I just had to join in. If you want to participate, just head on over to Wet Wednesday and share in the fun.

1. Is pregnancy sex a turn-on for you? why or why not?
I find the idea of sex with a pregnant woman to be very exciting indeed. I'm not sure what it is that turns me on about pregnant women, but I find their bodies to be incredibly attractive, particularly in the middle trimester. I like the way a woman's body changes during pregnancy. I love the fullness of her breasts, and the swelling of her stomach as new life begins inside.

2. If you've been pregnant, did your sex drive increase or decrease? if you're male, has your partner's drive changed when they're pregnant?
I'm not sure if Mrs A's sex drive diminished or not, but we pretty well ceased having sex as soon as she found out she was pregnant. I believe that she didn't want to take any chances with something going wrong, particularly with our second as it took so long to conceive. Anyways, I was on 'self serve' for the duration of both pregnancies, and it didn't get any better immediately afterwards (see next question).

3. Most doctors advise waiting six weeks before having intercourse (i barely lasted four with my second). did you take their advice?
Mrs A went well beyond the 6 week recommendation. As she had C-section for both births, it was quite a while before I was allowed to partake of those pleasures. In fact, since our second nearly 4 years ago, sex has only been an intermittent occurrence in this household, and hence the subject matter for this blog came into being. I mean to say, we are all human, and Chastity is not a virtue I can embrace...

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

TMI Tuesday #12

Sorry for the lack for posts about my new friend Holly. Summer holidays finish this week and the kids go back to school, so hopefully I will get a bit more time to myself.
In the meantime, you will just have to make do with another TMI. Feel free to play along if you wish. Visit the site here

1. Would you stay in a relationship with an physically unfaithful partner?
Yes, I think I would. It would be a little hypocritical of me to say No when I am the one who is playing around.

2. Would you stay in a relationship with an emotionally unfaithful partner?
Emotional infidelity is a different issue. Why stay with someone that you don't love, or doesn't love you? I still love Mrs A and can't imagine my life without her, yet our lack of intimacy has lead me to seek physical encounters elsewhere. Oh, what a tangled web we weave...

3. On a scale of 1-10, how important is the recognition of birthdays to you (your's, a friend's, a partner's)?
To me, it is very important that I remember people's birthdays and I chide myself if I forget one. However, I am not that concerned if no-one remembers mine, as long as the key family people (wife & kids) remember then I am fine with that.

4. When you have a "toe-curling" orgasm, do your does curl up, or down?
Up, I think. ... Or is it down? Now you got me thinking. I will have to try to remember to check next time I have one. Although, usually such thoughts are the furthest thing from my mind during such an event. Maybe I need video documentation. Now there's a thought...

5. Every one has a pet peeve, tell me one of yours.
People who don't RSVP to events. Doesn't anyone RSVP anymore? It doesn't take much to email, or pick up the phone and let people know whether you are attending or not. It's only courtesy, and it helps with the catering. Enough said on this issue.

Bonus (as in optional):Name someone famous who you have no sexual interest in but would have sex with just to brag about it?
Gee, I guess if all you wanted to do was brag about it then anyone famous would do.
I would say Hillary Clinton, but I do find myself attract to her in a strange way (not sure if it is sexual or not) so perhaps that wouldn't count.
I am also attracted to the 3 sisters from the Irish band, The Corrs. (I have a thing for Irish girls, with the accent and all) Imagine the bragging rights you would get if you bagged all 3 in one night? That will be my answer, just for the brag value alone, but I think it might be a fantasy of mine from now on...

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

TMI Tuesday #11

1. What was your favorite book as a kid?
It would be hard to single out just one book as a childhood favourite. My favourite series of books was 'Alfred Hitchcock & The Three Investigators' mysteries. I must have re-read some of those books up to half a dozen times. I really wanted to be an investigator and solve mysteries like those guys. I also like 'The Famous Five' and 'Secret Seven' series of books as well.

2. If you were stranded on that proverbial desert island (again!), what book or books (up to 5) would you want to have with you?
I don't really have any particular favourites that I would want to take so I will opt for some books that I haven't read yet. I have just been hooked by Laurell K Hamilton's 'Anita Blake' stories, so a few of those wouldn't go astray. Failing that, anything by my favourite authors. ... And, of course, I suppose a survival manual would be a good add.
And even the Karma Sutra, in case I wasn't alone on that island. After all, there wouldn't be much else to do so may as well try all the positions.

3. What was the first "naughty" book you read and in what way was it naughty?
The first 'naughty' books would have to be Dad's collection of magazines that I discovered under my parents bed. They gave me many hours of solitary pleasure... reading the articles, of course. What else would they be there for??

4. If you were to publish your autobiography today, what would be the title?
What about "The Best is Yet to Come".
Or perhaps "I'm Not Dead Yet".
Or "The Sexual Adventures of Middle Aged Man".
Or "The Temptation of Adam", but I have the feeling that one is already done.
If I had the time I am sure I could come up with several titles that are much better than these.

5. Would you rather look at nude pictures/pornography or read erotic fiction and why?
Both. Why limit myself? But if I had to choose then I would probably take erotic fiction. I guess that pictures is like take away food in that it is quick and provides instant gratification, but written work is more like fine dining and takes a lot longer to consume and ultimately can be far more satisfying.
But Hey, I like burgers and fries as much as dining out and there is definitely room for both in my life, so bring 'em on.

Bonus (as in optional):Do you know the whereabouts today of the first person with whom you had sex?
Sadly, I don't. I can't even remember her name, if I even knew it, because she was someone I met at a party and ended up having a drunken 'grope and poke' with. It probably wasn't very satisfying for either of us, but it got me on the scoreboard and things only got better from there.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Summer Romance

I am back from 2 wonderful weeks away. I managed to read a few books while I was away, and I have returned well rested, and certainly well fucked. Everything I had hoped for came to pass while I had a blissful fortnight on Summer holidays. As you can gather, I met a lovely lady while I was away and she was as keen for a little Summer Romance as I was.

I shall call her 'Holly' because she was my holiday lover. Holly is middle-aged and hails from Essex in England. What is it about girls from Essex? I read all sorts of jokes and remarks on the Internet about 'Essex girls', but I wonder why they are the subject of such humour. Holly didn't know the answer either, so perhaps one of my English readers might be able to shed some light on the matter.

Anyway, as I said, Holly is in her 40's and she was holidaying here in Australia with her husband and 2 teenage daughters. She first came to my attention one morning as I sat on the beach watching my kids play and build sandcastles. She set up her towel near where I was sitting and while the rest of her family went in for a swim, she proceeded to apply sun screen to herself. I was watching her over the top of my paperback and enjoyed seeing her rub the cream into her white skin. I guess she must have seen me because she made quite a show of it, before lying down to bathe in the sun's warmth. I kept glancing over at her during the morning, but she didn't do much else apart from roll from front to back. When it came time to leave, I walked past her and gave her a smile.
"See you tomorrow", I said, and then quickly looked around to see where my wife was. Holly didn't say anything, but she did smile back.

(not Holly, but similar)

The next day was the same scenario, with Holly setting up near me again, only this time she undid her bather top and squirted sun screen across her breasts and slowly rubbed it in. I tried not to stare but what is a guy to do when this is happening right next to him on a fairly quiet beach. So I enjoyed the display and lay face down on my towel for a while, waiting for things to go down before heading for a swim to cool myself down a little. Holly's actions didn't escape Mrs A's attention and she referred to her as 'a slut who didn't need to do that on a public beach.' I made certain to smile at Holly as I left the beach that day.

Later that afternoon I was at the bakery buying some bread when I met up with Holly again. We made small talk about 'rolls' and 'buns' in a semi suggestive way, and then she came out with something that changed the whole landscape of my holiday.
"Would you like to come over for a coffee tomorrow morning?" she asked.
"Umm! Sure", I answered "But we might be going to the beach again."
"I won't be at the beach tomorrow", she said, and proceeded to tell me about how her husband and daughters were going on a morning ocean cruise with the friends they were staying with. She suffered sea sickness and had opted to stay home . . . alone. Then she gave me the address of the unit where they were staying and said, "Think about, and hopefully I see you in the morning." Then she gave me a smile and was gone.

All night I kept thinking of Holly, and the way she squirted cream across her breasts, and I knew that I would have to call around for coffee that morning, just to see what eventuated. I would not be able to forgive myself if I passed up an opportunity like this.

In the morning I complained of an upset stomach and suggested that I might stay in the unit instead of going to the beach. At the most I might go to the pool for a dip, but I probably wouldn't be much fun if I went with the family. They agreed and left for the beach without me. Ten minutes after they had left, I was headed for Holly's unit.

To be continued...

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

TMI Tuesday #10

Hey, just got back from my glorious vacation and I have some great stories to tell. I met a wonderful lady and had some really great times with her. You will have to come back to read all about them.
But I am just in time for this week's TMI. If you want to know what TMI is all about, then click here and play along.

1) Do you have/ever had any dating or sex superstitions? (Wear 'lucky jeans' on first date, always light a vanilla candle, etc.) If so, what are they?
No, I'm not really a superstitious person, so i don't have any lucky 'anythings' or any rituals that I have to go through. Sorry if that sounds boring.

2) If you were stranded on the old deserted island, and a genie appeared who could only grant you one wish -- to bring one of the following people to join you, who would it be?

- your spouse/significant other
- an unrequited love or some person you've had a crush on
- an old/past love
- your best friend

Definitely the unrequited love/crush. What better way to get to know someone and requite that love than to be alone on a desert island together? All that warm, balmy weather would just set the mood for some romance.
Failing that, an old or past love could also be a lot of fun. I can think of a few that I would like to meet up with again.

3) Tell us "weather or not" you're in the mood -- how does rain, snow, sleet, scorching heat, sweltering humidity etc. affect your libido.
Rain does it for me. I love a good rain storm, and throw in a bit of thunder and lightning and I am definitely in the mood. I've never experienced snow or sleet so I can't say if I find them sexy or not, but I do fancy 'getting it on' in the snow one day. Scorching heat and humidity do nothing for me and it gets too damn uncomfortable to get close to somebody in that kind of weather. Yep, give me a thunder storm any day of the week.

4) Are you a crying drunk, an angry drunk, a 'I'm drunk, let's screw' sort of a drinker? (And, if you do not drink -- which one of those things is the reason?)
I become a happy and flirtatious drunk. I guess it lowers my inhibitions so I am likely to say anything, or try anything, without worrying about the consequences. I don't drink anywhere near as much as I used to, and very rarely get drunk at all these days.

5) Who turns you on the most & why:

the activist
the author
the care-giver/healer (nurse, doctor, masseuse, herbalist, chiropractor etc.)
the comedian
the educator (professor, teacher, mentor etc.)
the model
the musician
the politician
the scientist

The Activist leaves me a little cold. Probably a bit too alternative for my liking.
The Author excites me because I admire people who can use words to portray exactly what they are thinking.
The Healer could really press my buttons as I have a thing for nurses. Might be something to do with working in hospitals in my younger days and dating a few nurses. Ahhh, such lovely memories...
The Comedian I could take or leave. No preferences there.
The Educator/teacher could give the nurse a run for her money in the fantasy stakes. I love the thought of staying behind after class for some extra tuition with a sexy teacher.
The Model. Some models (like Megan Gale) do it for me, but generally I am turned of by the 'walking skeleton' image of most models.
The Musician would be along similar lines to the author. Anyone who can construct lyrics and music strikes a chord with me (pardon the pun). Some female muso's are just downright HOT.
The Politician. Pass. Although Hillary Clinton does catch my eye and I don't know why.
The Scientist. I am tempted to say pass, but the thought of a sexy scientist, taking of her glasses, shaking out her hair, and unbuttoning her lab coat has the potential to make me say, 'OK'.
To sum up, teachers and nurses tied for first place. Authors and Muso's a close second, and all the rest fall away after that, though the scientist and the model have potential for development.

Bonus (as in optional): Looking back, what's the one thing you've done which was supposed to be erotic, but didn't quite work out?
I remember trying whipped cream with a girlfriend and she decided to add M & M's to the equation. They made an awful mess of the sheets in the room we had rented and did nothing to heighten the sexiness of the occasion. It took ages to clean up afterwards and we vowed to just stick to whipped cream alone in future.