Wednesday Weirdness #12

1. Would you rather be 3 inches taller, or 3 inches shorter than you already are?
I'd settle for 3 inches shorter. I'm 6'2 so 5'11 wouldn't be too bad. Being tall has it's disadvantages in that you constantly bang your head, or have a sore back from using benches and tables made for 'average' people. It also gets a little uncomfortable on long plane flights.

2. What are 3 words that could never be used to describe you?

• Short,
• Overweight,
• Female.

I know that isn't the intent of the question but my brain feels too fried to go any deeper than that.


3. Have you ever eaten something at the grocery store while you were shopping, prior to buying it? Did you pay for it when you got to the check out line?
I don't think I ever have. I have opened a packet of biscuits (or similar) to give to the kids to keep them quiet while doing the shopping but I have always made sure it goes through the till when it comes time to pay. I've seen people eating grapes and nuts while pushing their carts up and down the aisles and wondered how they would pay at the end because those sorts of food items are usually sold by weight. Maybe they should weigh the shoppers as they enter and again on exit and charge them for the increased weight?

4. If you could have any 3 materialistic things in this world without paying a single cent for any of them, what would they be and why?

• I would love a house (mansion) in an exotic, tropical location. Perhaps on an island that was inhabited by very few, if any, other people.
• A private jet to be able to fly to different locations around the world, or to bring people to visit me on my island.
• Servants to take care of all the day to day stuff involved with living in a mansion. People like maids, gardeners, cooks, and perhaps even a butler.

5. Have you ever fallen asleep or nodded off during sex before?
Nope. Never. Sex is far too exciting to fall asleep through. With Mrs A. sex is far too quick to fall asleep through.

6. What are 3 jobs you’d leave your current job for? If you don't have a current job, just list 3 jobs you would like to have.

• A Travel Writer.
• A forensic investigator, like the CSI's on TV.
• A crime reporter. Although I wouldn't like to get too close to the criminals, so maybe a court reporter.

7. Do you or have you ever answered the phone during sex?
No. Never have and never will. If I am having sex with you then you have my complete, undivided attention, and I would hope that I have yours.