Thursday, September 4, 2008

HNT #20 - If I Were A Carpenter.

(I got wood making this. Click if you want to see it)

If I were a carpenter
And you were a lady,
Would you marry me anyway?
Would you have my baby?

If I worked my hands in wood,
Would you still love me?
Answer me babe, "Yes I would,
I'll put you above me."
(Tim Hardin)
(performed by various artists)

There were so many one liners and double entendres I could have used for this post. Screws, nails, wood and hammering provide rich food for a fertile imagination. Even my leather pouch came in for some serious consideration. I hope you appreciate how reserved I was in just using the one phrase to indicate the click through. However, I may go back and revisit this at a later date because there is just so much good stuff here. Be Warned!

For more HNT frivolity, pop on over to visit Os and meet the other players.


Nude Canadian Boy said...

nice pics, love the wood :P


Ser Infiel said...

These pix are way too sexy to be reduced to one-liners and cheesy double entendres. Hehe. A very merry HNT to you, sexy. ;)

Lapis Ruber said...

Wood that size? - now that's really showing off! Happy HNT.

swingerwife said...

Okay, I wanna play house with you..err...can you build the house first? HHNT!

swingerwife said...

Okay, I wanna play house with you..err...can you build the house first? HHNT!

Baby said...

That was really creatively fun - the photos make you look like a "tall drink of water" - Sexy - Happy HNT!!!!!

Dana said...

As much as these pics do lend themselves to silly comments, they really are quite ... well ... erotic and deserve far more than that!


M said...

And didn't you say you had body image issues?? Holy hell, I see NOTHING wrong with that!!

Happy HNT! :)

Carnalis said...

tee hee

happy HNT

Riff Dog said...

So I guess that truly is a "tool" belt! (Hey, if you make the wood jokes, I get to make the tool jokes!)

Ro said...

There's nothing quite like taking your wood in your hands and getting down to work ;)

I dared to click on the pic ... and let out a small cheer when I saw the shot hidden away there. Excellent - really a man after my own heart :)

Have a VERY happy HNT!

Amorous Rocker said...

Happy HNT!

Honey said...

I love the pics especially the click-thru! And Australian wine is superb! Shiraz are one of my faves... Yummy!!

fairyflutters said...

That's some mighty big wood you've got there! ;)

Helga Hansen said...

You plank! :D Happy belated HNT!!

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

Not sure how I missed this the first time around, but you have a remarkable body there, mister. :)