Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Wednesday Weirdness #17 and TMI Tuesday #40

Another 2 for 1 deal this week with Wednesday Weirdness and TMI Tuesday grouped together. The lateness of the TMI questions meant that I wasn't able to complete them yesterday, so once again I will stick them on the end of WW. Click the links if you want to play.

1.) Someone dares you to eat two cooked bulls testicles for 1,500 dollars. They're fried, topped with nacho cheese, belly button lint, lima beans, sweat rung out from a dirty sock and maple syrup and you have to eat it all. Are you going to eat it for the cash or pass?
I was going to answer YES to this question right up to the time when the belly button lint and sock sweat was added. The presence of those 2 ingredients means I will have to PASS on this one. If it wasn't for those items being included then this would be an easy $1500. I have eaten bull testicles before, but they are usually sold on restaurant menus as Prairie Oysters or something similar.

2.) If you were not getting enough sex in your relationship, how would you handle it? Would you cheat on your significant other?
This is the story of my life. I have tried to resolve this issue with Mrs A., to no avail, so I have resorted to cheating on her. It is not something that I am proud of, but I am only human and I have needs too.

3.) Would you cheat if you knew you would never be caught? Why or why not?
I cheat and I hope I never get caught. Surely that is the aim of cheating, to not get caught. If we knew we would get caught then I don't think there would be many people who would do it.

4.) If you could get rid of any of the late night talk show hosts and replace them with anyone you want, what late night persona would you get rid of and who would you replace them with?
I don't watch any late night talk shows so I don't know any of the hosts and don't dislike any of them enough to want to get rid of them.

5.) If you could get rid of one day time talk show, which one would you pick and why?
Same as the above answer. I don't get time to watch day time talk shows.

6.) Where is your favorite places on the body to be kissed? Favorite places to kiss?
I like to be kissed on the neck, along my jawline, under and around my ears, anywhere between my shoulders and my head. I think the neck is a very sensual area. As for my favourite places to kiss, I am happy to kiss my partner where ever she most wants and needs it.

7.) Do you watch porn? How does your significant other feel about that?
I used to watch porn, but hardly ever do these days. Mrs A. finds it abhorrent and so the only porn in our house now is hidden on my computer. I might sneak a peek at a downloaded video clip every now and again, but not too often.

TMI Tuesday

1. When was the last time someone hit on you? What went down?
I have been flirting online with my special girl, but other than that I can't recall the last time I was seriously hit on.

2. If you were single and could be with any one person, who would it be (thinking singer/actor or someone famous here, but whatever)?
If I was single then my girl would be the one for me. Famous fantasy people would include Gwen Stefani, Natalie Imbruglia, The Corrs girls, Penelope Cruz, Siwan Morris and several others whose names elude me at the moment.

3. Have you ever had done anything sexual in your office or your place of employment?
I don't think I have. Even at office Xmas parties and the like I try to be well behaved. The last thing I want, or need, is to have to face up to a sexual harassment accusation.

4. Do you apologize when you make a mistake? How do you react when someone calls you out?
Most of the time I do. I do tend to be a perfectionist so I find mistakes to be embarrassing and don't take it well when I make one, but I am big enough to be able to admit to it and apologise if it has brought grief to anyone else.

5. Top or bottom?
Not sure what this question refers to so I give it a miss.

Bonus (as in optional): Bonus: How old were you when you first had a willing sexual experience?
If you count making out as a willing sexual experience then I would have been about 14 when I discovered how much fun it was to seriously kiss girls :)


Ser Infiel said...

In response to WW #5 and 6 and TMI #5 - I was as indecisive as you but eventually came up with something. :High five.:

And as for TMI #4. . .yet another blogger who stole the words right from my mouth! :)

I hope some day you'll get to be with your girl and not Mrs. A - and that no one dies or gets too hurt in the process.

Amorous Rocker said...

Lol... if not for the sweat and lint, I could probably choke them down for that much money. I'd pretend they were something else and hopefully manage to get them down.

I love kissing along the jawline. It's such a sexy, masculine area.

Great Weirdness answers. ;)

Natalie Imbruglia is HOT!

Kissing is seriously so great. I think it's underrated as far as sexual things go.

Happy Wednesday!