Tuesday, August 12, 2008

TMI Tuesday #37

TMI Tuesday has an eclectic bunch of questions this week. If you would like to join the fun then click HERE.

1. What is your favorite song to have sex to?
I don't have one. Sex with Mrs A. takes place late at night, under the cover of darkness and is extremely quiet so as not to wake the kids. Music does not factor into this equation. I can't even remember any favourite songs from my younger days, although I have always want to have sex to side 1 of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon. To me that sounded like the perfect soundtrack for passion, ending with The Great Gig In The Sky with it's almost orgasmic wailing.

2. What is your vision of hell?
Depression. I have suffered from it in the past and it really is a living hell. Thankfully those dark days are well and truly behind me now.

3. In the film made of your life, who will play you?
I've answered this one before somewhere and I still go with my original answer of Kevin Costner, an under rated yet thoroughly competent actor whom I really respect.

4. What is the one thing you most urgently need to tell your mom?
My mother is no longer with us, but I would like to say good bye to her and tell her that I miss her. She died while travelling so she didn't have family or friends with her when she went and that is something that can be hard for me to handle at times.

5. What will be carved onto your tombstone?
I always liked Spike Milligan's epitaph of 'See, I really was sick', but if I had to come up with my own then how about "Are we there, yet?", or "Is this it?".

And the bonus: What is your drag name (which would be, first name: the name of your first pet; last name: the name of the street you grew up on)?
Twinkle Seymour. In the phone book it would be listed as Seymour Twinkle and I think I like that better.


Ms. Inconspicuous said...

Hey, I find Kevin Costner completely yummy...so if he's playing you...


Seymour Twinkle. You can't make a better drag name than that.

Amorous Rocker said...

Kevin Costner is under rated and so handsome as well.

That's sad about your mother. I imagine that would be hard to deal with.

I like your #5, lol. Clever.

Seymour Twinkle does sound a little better, hehe.

Happy TMI Mr Apple! ;)

Polt said...

either way, your drag name is hilarious!!! :)


Adam Apple said...

Thanks everyone. It seems like Seymour Twinkle gets a gig as the new drag queen in town. And I am liking the idea that women (at least the ones who leave comments here) find Kevin Costner attractive. Now who shall I get as the leading lady(ies)?