TMI Tuesday #22

Wow! I hadn't expected such an overwhelmingly positive response to my first HNT. Thanks to everyone who stopped by to take a peek, and special thanks to those who left comments (I will have left you a little reply as I always try to do). It has been such a good experience that I may consider doing it again...maybe even this week. You will just have to wait and see.
In the interim, here is this weeks TMI with some juicy questions. If you want to join in or just check it out, then click HERE.
And I promise I am trying to finish a post about my second meeting with Holly.

1. Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend, who are you (more) mad at?
In my situation, probably neither. I am playing away so I can't expect others not to do the same thing. Hypothetically speaking, I would say I would be more mad with my partner (girlfriend) because if we were both taking care of each others needs at home then we shouldn't have to cheat on each other.

2. Is there something someone could say to you that would cross a boundary of not being able to take back or forgive them? Absolutely. Anything football related at the moment has the potential to end friendships, as my team took another loss last weekend, this time to our bitter cross town rivals.
I'm only kidding! Words that are said can't be taken back, but the power of forgiveness is a wonderful thing. I don't think there is anything that someone could say that I wouldn't be able to forgive at some later stage.

3. What non-sexual body part do you find the sexiest?
Regular readers of this blog will know that I have a weakness for sexy eyes. Eyes can convey so much information, but my favourites are the smouldering, smoky, come-to-bed eyes. I love to look into a woman's eyes when I am kissing her, and particularly when I am fucking her.
Necks are also sexy and I love to kiss them, lightly running my tongue over the skin, and nuzzling behind the ears. It's all yummy stuff.

4. Would you ever consider cosmetic surgery to have the perfect body?
Nope! It would take an awful lot of cosmetic surgery to get my body perfect and I think it is a slippery slope once you get started. There would always be another nip or tuck that you think might bring perfection a little closer, and before you know it you end up looking like Michael Jackson or Cher. I'll continue to look after my body the old fashioned way, healthy eating and exercise.

5. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Only when I was a drunken teenager playing games of "Dare". It didn't do anything for me then and I am sure it won't do anything for me now. I would much rather experience the delights of a woman. Kissing men just isn't for me. 'Not that there is anything wrong with that!' (Sorry, I'm a Seinfeld tragic)

Bonus (as in optional): If you were going to have a one night stand, who would you rather it be with- an ex or someone totally random you just met.
A one night stand is a one night stand and I really wouldn't care who it was with. The very nature of the one night stand is that it is only for one night and after that you both move on, so what does it matter who the person is. I have a few ex's that I wouldn't mind having a one night stand with, but I am also completely agreeable to enjoying the pleasures of a complete stranger.

Eating Crow - HNT style

Welcome to my very first HNT. This is the result of a bet that I had last weekend with Ms SD from Sexy Duet's Sex Diary. We are both followers of Australian Rules Football teams, and last weekend our respective teams played each other. Over recent encounters, my team, The Eagles, has had the wood on Ms SD's team, The Crows. I think we have won the last 7 matches between the 2 teams. Feeling confident that another win was on the cards I initiated a bet with Ms SD and then watched in horror as my team was beaten comprehensively in a very one-sided match. The Crows handed us our biggest losing margin on their home ground and walked away with the win 133 - 57. As a result of losing the bet I have to post a picture and tell you why the Crows are the better team.

Here goes. *deep breath* The Crows are the better team because they displayed superior ball handling and slick, classy ball movement from defense to attack. There was a good combination of youth and experience which combined well to provide a potent running game. Inside 50 they marked well and kicked accurately on goal. By comparison, our ball handling was sloppy and mostly ineffective. We found it hard to hit targets anywhere on the ground and were punished for making skill errors. In the end we were beaten by the better team *unclench teeth*.

Since I don't have any Crows merchandise, Ms SD will have to make do with me wearing just my football scarf. I feel exposed, just like our poor performance on Saturday.


On a positive note, I only have to wait 7 weeks before we play each other again. Ms SD has bragging rights til then. In the mean time I will refrain from any more football related bets as we can ill afford to drop another game.

As an aside, I can tell you that #2 was the untruth on my TMI post. I don't have blonde hair, although I did as a child. It has darkened with age, which I should be grateful for, I suppose, as most people have the opposite with their hair getting lighter as they get older.

TMI Tuesday #21

This week will be a momentous one for me. I will be posting my first ever HNT. This comes about as the result of a bet that I had with Ms SD of Sexy Duet's Sex Diary. I lost the bet and will be paying the price on Thursday. I will explain more in that post but I am just advising you now so you can check back or avoid all together, it's up to you.
In the meantime, here is this week's TMI. If you want to play along or check it out, click HERE.

1. How are your March Madness picks doing? or What is your favorite event?
Confession - I had to Google March Madness to find that it relates to basketball. That's how my picks are doing, whatever that means. If we are talking sport then I'm an Aussie Rules Football guy. At long last our season has gotten under way and even after just 2 weeks I have already run the gamut of emotions from elation to despair. Only 20 more weeks to go. For American sports I really like baseball and watch a fair bit of the NFL as well.

2. What is the best April Fool's joke - EVER?
The best April Fools joke that I was involved in took place many years ago. I used to work at a large metropolitan hospital and just before the end of the month, one of the employees from our department contracted chicken pox. A few people couldn't remember if they had had it as a child and worried that they may become sick as well. Myself and another staff member concocted an April Fool. On the morning of April 1 a memo arrived with some specimen jars and asked that all staff collect a urine sample before 10am and then deliver it at lunch time to the Micro Biology Dept for screening for chicken pox. We, of course, had arranged for the bogus memo to be delivered with the jars. Everyone dutifully collected their sample and stored it until lunchtime where upon they took it for testing. The kind folk at Micro Biology tried to keep a straight face as they disposed of the samples and told people that they had been had and should check the date. It ran so smoothly and I still don't think anyone knows who set up the gag, but boy did we laugh about it afterwards. Talk about taking the piss...

3. Valentine's Day - bogus holiday or romantic holiday?
I'm a bit of a romantic so I like to play along with Valentines Day. I agree that we shouldn't need a special day to spoil the one we love, but I just can't help myself. Guess I am a softie at heart.

4. If you made any New Year's Resolutions have you broken them yet? or What have you done lately to make yourself a better person?
I don't make New Year resolutions so I haven't broken any. In an attempt to make myself a better person I have been trying to worry less about things that I can't control. Things like other people's moods, bad drivers, poor performing football teams, that kind of thing. In other words, reducing my stress levels.

5. If you believe in 'regret', what is your biggest regret? If you don't believe in 'regret', what do you call 'errors in judgment' or 'missed opportunities' in your philosophy of life?
I don't really regret anything in life as all our decisions are part of the rich experience of life, and everything happens for a reason, even if that reason may not always be apparent to us. What may appear to be a missed opportunity at the time could really open a door in another direction that wouldn't otherwise have been available. Live in the moment and enjoy the experience.

Bonus (as in optional): Tell us about four things about yourself, one of which isn't true.
-I am over 6 foot tall.
-I have blond hair.
-I don't have time to update my blog as regularly as I would like.
-I often look at people and wonder what they would be like in bed.

TMI Tuesday #20

Here is this week's TMI. If you wish to find out what TMI is all about, then just click HERE and feel free to join in. It's a lot of fun.


1. Stubble... good or bad? How often do you shave?
Stubble would have to be bad. Occasionally it can be used erotically, but generally it is bad no matter where it occurs. Grow it or shave it but don't have stubble, that's just not nice. As for how often I shave, usually everyday for my face (except for weekends) and every couple of days for my balls. Of course, if I anticipate that they are going to get some action then I give them a quick tidy up whether they need it or not.

2. If someone shoves you up against a wall while kissing you, your reaction is?
Take me baby, I'm all yours!! My imagination is running wild and I can only imagine what is going to happen next.

3. Did you ever own a fake ID?
No. I have never actually owned a piece of fake ID, but I have exaggerated (lied) about my age to gain access to movies, bars and clubs when I was younger. I have also been less than truthful when posting my age on internet dating sites, but that doesn't require any ID at all, just a valid credit card.

4. Have you ever played a game which may require you or others to disrobe?
These sorts of games are a rite of passage, or at least they were when I was growing up. I have lost count of the number of times I have played strip poker, spin the bottle, truth or dare, and other such games that were designed to get horny youths plied with alcohol and remove them of their inhibitions as well as their clothing. It has been quite a while since I last played one of these games but I remember them fondly. I still haven't played nude twister yet but I am hoping to get an invite before old age and arthritis render it impossible.

5. Have you ever had sex in the snow? Rain?
No and No. I have never even seen snow, except far away on mountain tops while traveling, so I haven't had the opportunity to have sex in it, although I would like to give it a go. I have seen rain, but not in the last few months, and I would love to have sex outdoors in a thunderstorm. I think that would be fantastic, 2 wet bodies locked together in passion while the rain poured down, thunder rumbled, and the sky was lit by lightning. It won't happen with Mrs A. because she hates getting caught in the rain :(

Bonus (as in optional): Tell us about your last boyfriend/girlfriend?
My last girlfriend, or lady friend with benefits, was Holly back at Christmas time. We only met twice and I shall tell you about our second and final encounter soon. If you want to read about our first meeting then just click here. Since then the position of girlfriend has remained vacant but all applications will be considered. If you wish to apply, or refer a friend, then please email me with what you consider to be the relevant information. No experience is necessary.

TMI Tuesday #19

Once again it is Tuesday and I haven't got a post up since last Tuesday. With Easter coming up it isn't looking good for this week either. Oh well! Stick with me, things can only get better.
This is TMI Tuesday. If you want to join the fun then click HERE.

1. In the midst of a hangover have you ever promised to "never drink again?" How long until you broke that vow?
Yes, many times. In my younger days it often only lasted until the next night, but youth is foolish and has the amazing ability to recover quickly. As we age, it takes much longer to recover, and the hangover memory stays fresher for longer. These days I no longer drink to the point that I suffer the next day. I know my limits and stay with-in them. Therefore, the last time I suffered a hangover is ancient history.

2. What is the stupidest thing you have ever done while drinking (or not if it is really stupid) but thought it seemed like a good idea at the time?
The stupidest thing that I can recall doing while drunk was climbing rocks on a rugged sea coast, at night, after a beach party. It had the potential to be a tragedy for those of us involved as we were all fairly plastered. Fortunately for us (or unfortunately, for me) the only serious injury was to my shin as I slipped down wet rocks. I took all the skin off my shin, it became infected with coral from the rocks, was in bandages for weeks, and I still carry the scars today, some 20 years later.

3. On a scale of 1-10, where do you rate green beer?
I am no longer a big beer drinker so I would give it a 5 for novelty value. In my beer drinking days I would probably have been appalled that anyone would defile the amber fluid by colouring it green.

4. Have you ever kissed someone you shouldn't have (drunk or sober)?
I have kissed plenty of people that I shouldn't have (both drunk and sober, them and me). Some were good, some less so. All were an experience and I wouldn't change that.

5. What is the stupidest thing you have ever seen a drunk do (besides driving a car)?
There should be plenty of things that I could put here, but nothing comes to mind. Perhaps I was too drunk to remember them. In my youth, I was always the one who got smashed and would do anything for a dare, so maybe I should ask my mates what was the stupidest thing they ever got me to. If anything comes to mind I will come back and change my answer, but for now I will refer to #2. Climbing wet rocks at night with the sea below is pretty darn stupid!!

Bonus (as in optional): How do you cure your hangover(s)?
I have never found an effective hangover cure, so now I work on the principle that prevention is better than cure and I stay within my limits. It makes the mornings so much easier to bear.

TMI Tuesday #18

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TMI Tuesday #17

Welcome to this week's TMI. If you want to join in the fun, just click HERE

1. Under what conditions would you kiss a stranger?
Under just about any circumstances, provided she was female, didn't have any diseases, and didn't have bad breathe or rotting teeth. Kissing is very sensual and erotic, and what could be more sensual and erotic than a kiss from a stranger??

2. Who was the last person you sent a text message to? If you’ve never sent someone a text message, is there some reason?
I very rarely text anyone, and I am very careful about using my mobile at all, for obvious reasons (ie I don't want messages and calls to and from lovers and ex lovers to be found by Mrs A.). My last text would have been to confirm a meeting with a lover, but it would have been some months ago. Not much happening of late :((

3. When was the last time you deliberately surprised someone?
Valentines day, when I sent a prospective lover a card letting her know I wanted to take things further. She was surprised, and things have cooled somewhat over the ensuing weeks. At least I know where we stand.

4. How often do walk somewhere (hopefully, other than the mailbox)?
I walk when ever I can. I am quite fit and like the outdoors (except when it is too hot to venture outside). For example, when dropping off or picking up from school I park in the far carpark as it has quite a bit of shade and I will walk the extra distance to pick up the kids. Plus I get to check out the Mums along the way ;)

5. What were the longest and shortest durations of your romantic relationships?
Longest relationship would be my 20 years with Mrs A., although I don't think there is much romance left in it. My shortest relationship would be just a few weeks when I was in my late teens. The romance seemed to burn out pretty quickly back then. Or was it just lust that I was confusing with romance??


Bonus (as in optional):What is missing from your life.

Romance, and good sex. Even average sex would be accepted. What the heck, I'll take bad sex because that has to be better than no sex at all!! What has happened to all the women who want a nice guy to bring some pleasure into their lives??