TMI Tuesday #24

I am back from a relaxing few days at Cable Beach Club in Broome. It was lovely to sit by a pool, consume a few cocktails, read a book or two, and enjoy women of all shapes and sizes in bathing suits. Unfortunately I don’t have any naughty tales to tell as Mrs A kept me on a tight leash and didn’t let me wander off too far on my own :( There were a few ladies there that I would have liked to try my hand with, but 3 nights doesn’t allow a lot of time to get to know prospective partners.
Here is this week’s TMI. Click HERE to join the fun or to meet the other players.

1. Early bird or night owl?
I used to be a real Night owl once upon a time. I am less of a one now, but I would still prefer a late night to an early morning. I have never been an Early bird. Many years ago I used to work shift work and had to get up at 4am for a 5am start. Even after years of that, I still couldn’t get used to early mornings. Some people say that mornings are the best part of the day, that is why I prefer to leave them for those that can truly appreciate them.

2. Where was the first place you ever had sex?
The first place I had sex was in a darkened bedroom at the end of a long night of drinking. It was with a girl I had met at the party, and we staggered back to her place, which was fortunately not too far away. The details are a bit sketchy and I can’t even remember her name. I’m not sure if it was her first time or not, but we were both fairly inexperienced. I only saw her once or twice afterwards, and only in social settings. We never spoke of that night.

3. On a scale of 1-10, how happy are you? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)
In general I would say I was about a 7. Right now I would reckon a 6. I’ve just had a great few days away, but I am back to work now and having to catch up on last weeks work as well as this weeks stuff. A little regular action (ie sex) would definitely raise the happiness score a notch or two.

4. Are you more submissive or dominant?
Probably leaning toward submissive. I have really tried to be dominant but I just like to please my partner and tend to do what they want. I guess it is just not in my nature to dominate other people, even if they want me to.

5. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes I do. But I also believe that love grows out of friendship and respect for the other person.

Bonus (as in optional): Describe your bed time habits. What side do you sleep on? What do you usual wear? Any night time rituals?
I sleep on the left side of the bed (left side when laying on the bed). Often it is the very edge of the bed as Mrs A tends to take up a lot of room even though she is only a small person. I usually sleep in a pair of boxer shorts and just add a t-shirt as the nights get cooler. I do have pyjamas but don’t wear them often. Mrs A feels the cold at night and has extra blankets on the bed so I usually don’t need too much sleeping attire.
As for night time rituals, I don’t think I have any. I just clean my teeth, visit the toilet, change and hop into bed. Sometimes I read a little while Mrs A applies her beauty routine, but that is about it. I leave it to her to initiate sex as I am well and truly tired of trying to start things, only to get a knock back. When she is ready, she lets me know,... and that ain’t too often.

Wastin' Away Again In Margaritaville.

I love the imagery that that line conjures up. It is from the Jimmy Buffett song 'Margaritaville' and it speaks to me of long, lazy days on white, sandy beaches, drinking margaritas (or any other cocktail) and watching life go by.


For the next few days, that is exactly what I hope will happen as I head to Cable Beach, Broome on a work related trip. I say 'work related' because it is through work that I am going there, but there will be little work involved once we arrive. It is a company reward for the hard work that we have done over the last 6 months. There may be a small get together with the company bosses for some congratulatory back slapping, but after that the rest of the time should be our own. Bring it on, I say!

Cable Beach is renowned for it's sunset camel rides along the beach, so I will definitely have to try that out. I will be back at the end of the week. Try not to miss me too much, and don't work too hard (I won't be).

HNT #3 - By Request.

After last week's HNT, I received a request from Curvaceous Dee in the comments. She asked if this week's HNT could show the rear view. It seemed like a simple request, and being the type of guy who likes to please the ladies, particularly a fellow Antipodean, I am easily able to accommodate her wish.

So, Dee, congratulations on being my first HNT by request, and I hope you enjoy the view.

TMI Tuesday #23

Last week was some kind of record for this blog - 3 posts in 3 days!! Over the next 2 weeks you will get nothing like that as it is school holidays (again) and I have the little apples around keeping an eye on what I am up to. I'll do the best that I can, but there are no guarantees.

Here is this week's TMI. Click here if you want to join the fun.

1. Did you have to pay or did you get money back?
I am assuming that it must be tax time in the US. Since I live "Down under" it doesn't really apply to me, but for the sake of the question, I usually have to pay. Aren't taxes and death the only 2 inevitables in life??

2. What was your biggest financial mistake?
I can't really think of one, but I usually tend to hang on to my cars for too long and then they are worth next to nothing when it comes time to change over. I'm not really a 'car person' and I just get comfortable with the car that I have instead of changing it over.

3. Are you a screamer?
Not really. I'm a moaner and groaner, but I do like to make my partner scream (with pleasure, that is).

4. What part of your body, other than your genitals, do you love to have touched? What part of a partner's body, other than their genitals, do you love to touch?
Definitely my chest and nipples. That just drives me crazy and there is no holding me back after that. As for a partner, I love to touch hair, neck and shoulders, although this can vary from person to person and if I get a good response from another body part then I am all for giving it the attention it needs.

5. What catch phrase best describes your life?
For a catch phrase that describes my life I would go with "Danger, Will Robinson!!" Playing around with married women is an exercise fraught with hazards. Am I showing my age by quoting the robot from Lost in Space?
When I set off on this journey I used to use the Nike slogan "Just Do It!" when I was unsure about contacting women, or should I or shouldn't I. I had it on my phone and desk calender and people used to comment about what a lovely positive attitude it was. If only they knew...

Bonus (as in optional): What was the last thing you took without permission? What was the last thing taken from you without your permission?
The last thing I took without permission was another man's wife. While the wife consented, the husband did not so I guess I only had partial permission do do what I did. Other than that, I am too nice and honest (and afraid of getting caught) to take things without permission.
On the other hand, my family in general and kids in particular, are always 'borrowing' my things without permission. I've lost count of how many times I have retrieved cd's from my daughter's room and hunted through Mrs A's car and handbag looking for my favourite pen. Gee! Now I sound mean and possessive :(

Unbuttoning HNT#2

After all the positive comments I received about last week's HNT, I have decided to post another one.
This is a picture of me wearing my favourite button-fly Levi's. When I first got them I wasn't too sure about the button-fly as I was used to having a zip front, but now I think they are dead sexy and I can imagine a lover slowly unbuttoning them to reveal the contents within. This hasn't happened yet but I am hopeful that one day it will. The thought of it really turns me on.

HAPPY HNT!!

The Last Days of Holly.

My second and final encounter with Holly took place a few days after our first meeting, which you can read about here if you have joined us late. I wasn't sure that there would be any more get togethers with Holly as we hadn't arranged anything at the conclusion of our first meeting. As luck would have it, I met her again at the shops a day or two later and she told me her family would be out again tomorrow afternoon if I could slip away. I knew I would find a way.

That afternoon my kids were in the pool and Mrs A. was keeping an eye on them so I volunteered to go to the video shop to get a DVD to watch that night. No problems, they said, and I set off. I sprinted to the video store and grabbed the first DVD I could find and paid for it, then trotted off to Holly's. The rental car was not in the parking space, so that was a good sign that someone was out. I tapped on the door and was relieved when Holly, and not her husband, answered. I hadn't thought of a cover story in case he was home.

Holly let me in and said we didn't have long as her family would be back shortly. It didn't matter because our passion ensured we were ready for each other right then. There was no pretense of having coffee and no small talk about the weather, we both had a hunger that needed to be met.

I tossed the DVD on the table and wrapped my arms around Holly. We kissed in a frenzied, heated embrace that fed on our desires and fueled our lust. One hand was wrapped in her hair while the other ran up and down her back, gripping her buttocks and pulling her close. Her hands held my face briefly before finding their way under my shirt and feeling my chest. She touched my nipples and I had to have her.

I picked her up and sat her on the edge of the dinning table. We continued to kiss as I lifted her T-shirt and felt her naked breasts underneath. I rubbed them, squeezed them, teased the nipples and felt them harden at my touch. Holly lay back on the table, pulled her T-shirt up exposing her breasts, wrapped her legs around me and locked them behind me. I leaned forward and kissed those beautiful breasts. Running my tongue along the valley between them, flicking across her nipples, and then sucking them into my mouth. She moaned and pulled me in tighter.

I ran my hands down her body, over her waist to her hips. I hooked the waist band of her shorts and pulled it down. She unlocked her legs and lifted her hips. In one swift motion I pulled her shorts off her extended legs before she wrapped them around me again. She still had her panties on and I could see the growing wet patch that had formed on them. I rubbed across the front of them, feeling the slickness of her juices and making her moan again.

I pulled them to one side and ran my finger through her wet curls before sliding it between her waiting lips. I rubbed across her clit and her back arched as she gasped. I wanted to taste her again, to run my tongue over her slippery sex, but as I tried to she stopped me.
"We don't have time," she said. "Just fuck me!"

I wasn't about to argue with a request like that, so I did my best to meet her needs. She helped me along by tugging my shorts and briefs down and allowing my rigid cock some room to move. I moved her panties further to one side and she guided my cock into her before laying back on the table.

I grabbed her hips and began to thrust in and out of her. She responded immediately and began to thrust back, her hips working against mine. I moved a hand around onto her pussy and used two fingers to spread her lips while my thumb rubbed her exposed clit. Her back arched again, her bucking became harder, and one of her hands began playing with her own breast and nipple.

The sight of that really turned me on and I started to fuck her harder. She came almost immediately, her legs tightening around me and threatening to break my back. Her nails scratched on the table and her back arched, head thrown back as she screamed and gasped and I could feel the pulsating grip of her pussy. Her legs released their grip on me and I continued to pound into her. It didn't take long before I came as well and I could feel my cum being pumped deep into her. Once I was spent I pulled out of her and pulled my shorts and briefs back up from around my ankles. Holly straightened her panties and put her shorts back on. There was no time to bask in the wonder of the moment or to slip into that blissful sleep that follows good sex. All up I had been there no more than 20 minutes. It was fast and hard passionate sex between 2 people who really needed each other.

Holly told me she was leaving the next day and it would be one of the hardest things for her to do as she would be returning to her mundane life back home. I held her and kissed her again, but I couldn't linger for fear of being caught. We exchanged email addresses so we could keep in contact and then I kissed her one last time before heading out the door. She called me back.
"Don't forget this!" she laughed as she tossed my DVD to me.
Damn!! I had nearly left it behind. Imagine being caught out by a cheap rental DVD?

It was sad the next day when I saw a new family moving into Holly's unit, but I guess life goes on and I am extremely grateful for the pleasant memories of those two meetings.
As for the DVD, I couldn't tell you what it was and I don't even think we watched it.

TMI Tuesday #22

Wow! I hadn't expected such an overwhelmingly positive response to my first HNT. Thanks to everyone who stopped by to take a peek, and special thanks to those who left comments (I will have left you a little reply as I always try to do). It has been such a good experience that I may consider doing it again...maybe even this week. You will just have to wait and see.
In the interim, here is this weeks TMI with some juicy questions. If you want to join in or just check it out, then click HERE.
And I promise I am trying to finish a post about my second meeting with Holly.

1. Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend, who are you (more) mad at?
In my situation, probably neither. I am playing away so I can't expect others not to do the same thing. Hypothetically speaking, I would say I would be more mad with my partner (girlfriend) because if we were both taking care of each others needs at home then we shouldn't have to cheat on each other.

2. Is there something someone could say to you that would cross a boundary of not being able to take back or forgive them? Absolutely. Anything football related at the moment has the potential to end friendships, as my team took another loss last weekend, this time to our bitter cross town rivals.
I'm only kidding! Words that are said can't be taken back, but the power of forgiveness is a wonderful thing. I don't think there is anything that someone could say that I wouldn't be able to forgive at some later stage.

3. What non-sexual body part do you find the sexiest?
Regular readers of this blog will know that I have a weakness for sexy eyes. Eyes can convey so much information, but my favourites are the smouldering, smoky, come-to-bed eyes. I love to look into a woman's eyes when I am kissing her, and particularly when I am fucking her.
Necks are also sexy and I love to kiss them, lightly running my tongue over the skin, and nuzzling behind the ears. It's all yummy stuff.

4. Would you ever consider cosmetic surgery to have the perfect body?
Nope! It would take an awful lot of cosmetic surgery to get my body perfect and I think it is a slippery slope once you get started. There would always be another nip or tuck that you think might bring perfection a little closer, and before you know it you end up looking like Michael Jackson or Cher. I'll continue to look after my body the old fashioned way, healthy eating and exercise.

5. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Only when I was a drunken teenager playing games of "Dare". It didn't do anything for me then and I am sure it won't do anything for me now. I would much rather experience the delights of a woman. Kissing men just isn't for me. 'Not that there is anything wrong with that!' (Sorry, I'm a Seinfeld tragic)

Bonus (as in optional): If you were going to have a one night stand, who would you rather it be with- an ex or someone totally random you just met.
A one night stand is a one night stand and I really wouldn't care who it was with. The very nature of the one night stand is that it is only for one night and after that you both move on, so what does it matter who the person is. I have a few ex's that I wouldn't mind having a one night stand with, but I am also completely agreeable to enjoying the pleasures of a complete stranger.

Eating Crow - HNT style

Welcome to my very first HNT. This is the result of a bet that I had last weekend with Ms SD from Sexy Duet's Sex Diary. We are both followers of Australian Rules Football teams, and last weekend our respective teams played each other. Over recent encounters, my team, The Eagles, has had the wood on Ms SD's team, The Crows. I think we have won the last 7 matches between the 2 teams. Feeling confident that another win was on the cards I initiated a bet with Ms SD and then watched in horror as my team was beaten comprehensively in a very one-sided match. The Crows handed us our biggest losing margin on their home ground and walked away with the win 133 - 57. As a result of losing the bet I have to post a picture and tell you why the Crows are the better team.

Here goes. *deep breath* The Crows are the better team because they displayed superior ball handling and slick, classy ball movement from defense to attack. There was a good combination of youth and experience which combined well to provide a potent running game. Inside 50 they marked well and kicked accurately on goal. By comparison, our ball handling was sloppy and mostly ineffective. We found it hard to hit targets anywhere on the ground and were punished for making skill errors. In the end we were beaten by the better team *unclench teeth*.

Since I don't have any Crows merchandise, Ms SD will have to make do with me wearing just my football scarf. I feel exposed, just like our poor performance on Saturday.


On a positive note, I only have to wait 7 weeks before we play each other again. Ms SD has bragging rights til then. In the mean time I will refrain from any more football related bets as we can ill afford to drop another game.

As an aside, I can tell you that #2 was the untruth on my TMI post. I don't have blonde hair, although I did as a child. It has darkened with age, which I should be grateful for, I suppose, as most people have the opposite with their hair getting lighter as they get older.

TMI Tuesday #21

This week will be a momentous one for me. I will be posting my first ever HNT. This comes about as the result of a bet that I had with Ms SD of Sexy Duet's Sex Diary. I lost the bet and will be paying the price on Thursday. I will explain more in that post but I am just advising you now so you can check back or avoid all together, it's up to you.
In the meantime, here is this week's TMI. If you want to play along or check it out, click HERE.

1. How are your March Madness picks doing? or What is your favorite event?
Confession - I had to Google March Madness to find that it relates to basketball. That's how my picks are doing, whatever that means. If we are talking sport then I'm an Aussie Rules Football guy. At long last our season has gotten under way and even after just 2 weeks I have already run the gamut of emotions from elation to despair. Only 20 more weeks to go. For American sports I really like baseball and watch a fair bit of the NFL as well.

2. What is the best April Fool's joke - EVER?
The best April Fools joke that I was involved in took place many years ago. I used to work at a large metropolitan hospital and just before the end of the month, one of the employees from our department contracted chicken pox. A few people couldn't remember if they had had it as a child and worried that they may become sick as well. Myself and another staff member concocted an April Fool. On the morning of April 1 a memo arrived with some specimen jars and asked that all staff collect a urine sample before 10am and then deliver it at lunch time to the Micro Biology Dept for screening for chicken pox. We, of course, had arranged for the bogus memo to be delivered with the jars. Everyone dutifully collected their sample and stored it until lunchtime where upon they took it for testing. The kind folk at Micro Biology tried to keep a straight face as they disposed of the samples and told people that they had been had and should check the date. It ran so smoothly and I still don't think anyone knows who set up the gag, but boy did we laugh about it afterwards. Talk about taking the piss...

3. Valentine's Day - bogus holiday or romantic holiday?
I'm a bit of a romantic so I like to play along with Valentines Day. I agree that we shouldn't need a special day to spoil the one we love, but I just can't help myself. Guess I am a softie at heart.

4. If you made any New Year's Resolutions have you broken them yet? or What have you done lately to make yourself a better person?
I don't make New Year resolutions so I haven't broken any. In an attempt to make myself a better person I have been trying to worry less about things that I can't control. Things like other people's moods, bad drivers, poor performing football teams, that kind of thing. In other words, reducing my stress levels.

5. If you believe in 'regret', what is your biggest regret? If you don't believe in 'regret', what do you call 'errors in judgment' or 'missed opportunities' in your philosophy of life?
I don't really regret anything in life as all our decisions are part of the rich experience of life, and everything happens for a reason, even if that reason may not always be apparent to us. What may appear to be a missed opportunity at the time could really open a door in another direction that wouldn't otherwise have been available. Live in the moment and enjoy the experience.

Bonus (as in optional): Tell us about four things about yourself, one of which isn't true.
-I am over 6 foot tall.
-I have blond hair.
-I don't have time to update my blog as regularly as I would like.
-I often look at people and wonder what they would be like in bed.