Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Wednesday Weirdness #6

Wednesday Weirdness time once again. If you wish to participate then click HERE to get the questions and to meet the other players. Even if you don't play along it is fun to read the other responses.

1. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
The first thing I can remember really wanting to be was an explorer. I wanted to hack my way through the jungles of darkest Africa or Central America in search of a lost tribe or the source of the Nile. This was before the days of Indiana Jones but it would be along the same lines. Then I came to the realisation that everything had pretty much been discovered and that there wasn't a lot of jungle left that hadn't been hacked through already. Other things I wanted to be were a racing car driver, an airline pilot (but my maths weren't good enough), a writer (but not a journalist), or a musician. Needless to say I didn't become any of them.

2. Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side to dip in? If you don't use ketchup, what do you use? If you don't eat french fries, what's wrong with you? (Ok so that last one is just a joke. Kind of. *wink*)
There is only one thing I put ketchup (or tomato sauce as we call it) on and that is a meat pie when I am at the football. Other than that I am not a lover of ketchup. My french fries just have lots of salt and vinegar.

3. When was the last time you had phone sex? If you've never done it, why?
I have never had phone sex before. Mrs A. just wouldn't go for it and it hasn't come up with any of my lady friends. I am open to giving it a go because I have heard it can be a lot of fun.

4. When was the last time you made someone cry? What did you do to make them cry?
The last time I made someone cry was yesterday. Mrs A. and myself were having a 'domestic discussion' and I said something 'inappropriate' which made her cry. Often I think this is her way of ending the matter and making me feel bad for making her cry. Anyway, it is over now and I am serving my time in the dog house (what else is new?). Also, there was no make-up sex. (there never is. I feel like George Costanza from Seinfeld. "How come I never get the make-up sex?!")

5. How often do you sing in the shower?
Never. It isn't something that I have ever done and I don't see myself starting anytime soon.

6. Have you ever cooked dinner or any other meal naked? If not, would you?
I have never cooked naked, not even wearing just an apron. I don't know that I ever would. I used to cook professionally and I guess I have a healthy respect for the dangers of a kitchen. I have seen too many nasty cuts and burns (and had a few myself) and would hate to think of what a hot fat splash might do to my delicate bits. I have a better idea to cooking naked, let's eat first and get naked later :)


Anonymous said...

No make-up sex? No point in fighting without it.
Ps- Seinfield rocks :)

Sexy Duet said...

I love vinegar on my chips too!

How about skipping the cooking and eating and going straight to getting naked? ;)


The Covert Lover said...

I used to watch Seinfeld all the time! Not much fun in arguing without the make-up sex at all.

Macabre Girl said...

Oh I forgot Explorer! I used to want to explore the jungles and such too when I was a kid. Thank you for reminding me of that lol. What's life without a little make-up sex? I think after the fight has been worked out, that is one of the best ways to bounce back. ~wink~ Love your responses! Thank you for playing. Happy Wednesday!

Adam Apple said...

Ally, CL & MG- Couldn't agree more on the make-up sex, but it ain't gonna happen. Regular sex is a rare beast without even contemplating make-up sex.

Ms SD- I'm for that. Too much nakedness can never be enough ;)